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John from Cincinnati (2007)
Greatest show of all time
This is the greatest television show of all time. I could not begin to express my disappointment that it is over. This show haunts me. I have dreamed about it. I was the target audience for this and I was completely consumed by Milch's vision. And now it is over. And it sucks big time.
I would do anything to get Milch to finish this, if even in the form of a novel. To say that this show is superior to a show like the Sopranos is like comparing a fine gourmet meal to a Meximelt from Taco Bell. Sure the Meximelt is tasty but more so in the mass-appeal, everybody-will-like-this kind of way.
I know that my tastes are outside of the norm but I'm tired of excusing myself because the rest of the world can't appreciate fine art. So go enjoy your Meximelt and your terrible CSI shows and Usher music. Those who complain that this show was too cryptic or boring are missing the point of cinema, literature, art, and perhaps even life itself.
The Evil Within (1998)
Terrible beyond all definitions
I don't know what to say here to describe how awful this film is. It is lower than awful. There needs to be a new word in the dictionary to describe how terrible it is. The people who say this is good are most likely involved in the movie in some way. Notice how the guy who liked it also gave 10 stars to another Mazzota bomb. Oh yeah, and he "happens" to be from the same area of NJ where Mazzota lives.
The movie opens with a five minute commercial for Tony Luke's cheese steaks, which (i'm guessing) was probably a major investor in this garbage. As further evidence that this may be the case, Tony Luke himself appears in the film, chopping and cooking his savory delights in his Philadelphia restaurant. The shots of him cooking are the high points of this movie.
The Six Thousand Dollar Nigger (1978)
Great movie to make fun of with your buddies
The name says it all. You know going into it that this is going to be the biggest piece of blaxploitation garbage you've ever seen, and it is. But I disagree with the other poster that said it is not bad in a good way. Its badness is so bad that it redeems itself with pure laughter.
There are so many noticeable mistakes and continuity errors that it just makes you laugh. Like when Super Soul Brother is utilized by the bad guys to lift a 3 ton safe - when he puts it in the car trunk the car doesn't move - they made no attempt to hide the fact that the safe was made out of cardboard. In a later seen, a midget in a suit appears out of nowhere, with no explanation of why he is there, and he is immediately killed (that appears to be the climax of the movie, but who would know??) There are many memorable lines as well. Who can forgot, "Drawers?? N----s don't wear drawers!" Or the classic song at the end, "6001, It's a N-----" I liked this movie a lot, there is tons of fun to be had here with a case of beers and a couple wise guys in the room.