Reviews

Can somebody please explain to me what this is supposed to be? I was actually looking forward to it but I couldn't see it in theaters. So happy now I didn't have to sit through two and a half hours of this clown show.

Why the heck are the actors talking with Italian accents? It doesn't make an sense at all and it so irritating and distracting.

What's the story?

Where's the humour?

What the hell is Jared Leto doing?

Everyone just seems to be doing their little Oscar dance.

Al Pacino is the only redeeming piece in this craziness.

Even hair and makeup couldn't save this.

Did I say clown show yet?

What a disappointment. I love the original movie and have seen it many many times.

Why did it take them fifteen years to create this meaningless drivel?

The script isn't good, the plot flat and often, downright boring. The cartoon characters are terrible and this whole things lacks the warmth and wit of the first movie.

I got Disney+ only to watch this and I am really really disappointed.

The songs aren't very good, either.

I think I'm going to rewatch Enchanted after this, just to sort of get the foul taste off.

The only redeeming character is Pip, and even him they did dirty.

What a huge disappointment.

What did I just see? Had to turn it off after 20 minutes. Where did they find the actors? Who wrote this? What is this? Terrible, terrible, terrible. Don't waste your time.

I was really looking forward to this, and I liked it overall, but Julia Garner's carousel of accents made me giddy. None of them made any sense, neither German nor Russian... What also distracted me from the story were the horrible wigs they made her wear. They make it all look so cheap.

Very interesting and enlightening. Very good picture of Berlin in the 90s and the acting is superb. Mark Waschke, as always, steals every scene he's in.

Hopkins, as has been said here before, is HUGE. Also, there are cats.

I'd really love a movie on this subject that explains to us what's really going on. Is this exorcism business just happening because of mental illness on both sides?

What a mess. Rebecca Ferguson is not a good actress and should have employed a dialect coach. Even Ewan McGregor couldn't save this for me. I really looked forward to this. Very disappointed.

And this is a terrible film. Nothing makes sense. Though terrifically stupid, I couldn't even laugh about it. What a waste of time and money.

Started off really promising, but got quite disappointing. Kidman can't show any real emotion after all those fillers. Grant is great and I really liked it but it went downhill after episode 4.

This is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen in my life. What were they thinking? It's painful to watch. Why just why???

Not really my cup of tea. I found it really hard to follow the plot. Robert Pattinson shines as bright as a star.

Great cinematography and Florence Pugh is fantastic. Apart from that, I find it very overrated.

What an awful movie, but I somehow enjoyed it. Maybe because I just couldn't believe how ridiculous and just plain bad everything about this was. The screenplay alone deserves a truckload of Razzies. But I like both Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan. I felt so sorry for them.

It's very long and dark and sometimes quite tedious. Robert Pattinson is such a breath of fresh air. Okay movie; wouldn't watch it again.

Despite the scathing reviews on here, I wanted to give this a chance, but it's just so horrible. Sorry for the actors.

Brief Encounter gone wrong. Even Mark Waschke can't save this. What a fine actor though.

Weird movie, but great performances. Pattinson is so good.

Easily one of the dumbest movies I've ever seen. And what happened to the cat? He was the only good actor in this pile of crap.

The wigs look like a five year old made them. I really like this show, but it's getting more and more confusing.

A very moving film about hope, beautifully played by Jake Gyllenhaal.