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Accidentally on Purpose (2009)
I tried. Can't watch anymore.
I had high hopes for this show.
Jenna Elfman was great in Darma & Greg. She was even great in her two-parter 2 1/2 men.
This show is not funny. 95% of the time, this show is not funny. Not even close. It's like they thought all they had to do was plop down a Scottish accented-woman next to Jenna, and watch the highjinks unfurl.
I've watched 1 1/4 episodes. I won't be watching again.
BTW, The only saving grace to this show is Nicolas Wright as Davis. The guy was really funny in the 1st episode, fairly funny in the next. And that's the problem with "Accidentally on Purpose". he's the only person who says anything FUNNY. (And he's the only reason I gave this show 4 stars).
Space Chimps (2008)
Horrible, horrible movie.
We just got back from seeing this movie, and I still can't believe how bad it actually was.
I think my daughter chuckled once. I simply looked on in horror. The plot was awful. The aliens looked like they were scooped up from the cutting room floor of an old Barbie movie. Even the awesome Patrick Warburton was hopeless in this movie. I don't know what he was doing here. He must've bought a new summer home. They had things in this movie, I think they were supposed to be jokes, simply awful.
Sample Dialog: Boy monkey: "Follow me." Girl monkey: "Roger that!" Boy monkey: "Who's Roger? Is it serious?"
This may have been the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. Stay far away, you have been warned.
p.s. The fact that Mr. Ebert gave this movie 3 stars is the final proof that it's time for that wonderful man to hang it up.
Are You Scared? (2006)
This is a horrible, horrible movie !
This movie should've been titled "Hand Tool With Serrated Teeth Used For Cutting Wood" It was THAT bad!! I've never seen such a bad and utter rip-off of a movie before in my life. Comparing Sahara versus Indiana Jones comes nowhere near this mess.
I especially love the guy in the basement who's too stupid to kneel down and lower himself under the shotguns tied to the tripwires.
I watched this movie when last week when I was too tired to reach around in bed and look for the remote.
For the love of God, stay away from this movie! Go rent Saw, Saw 2, Saw 3, or any Scooby Doo cartoon. They're all much more scarier than this slop.