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The Midnight Sky (2020)
Hey, at least there's no ridiculous moon pirates..
So, this movie isn't perfect. Some things I liked and others bothered me. Like how the movie abruptly begins with absolutely no preamble. Normally I don't require hand-holding when movies start like this, but I seriously had to check 5 minutes in to make sure Netflix didn't start me halfway through the movie. Very annoying. Also, the fact that humans can detect planets in solar systems thousands of light years away, but we've never noticed a habitable moon around Jupiter?? Kinda dumb. I know, it's just a movie.. Also, why does the ship have rolling office chairs and IKEA shelving? Your hurtling through space a god knows how many kilometers a seconds and you can't secure things properly? The second the anti-gravity ring stops someone's getting that space helmet blown through the back of their head. And why TF did those dudes leave the ship? You family's gone, bud! By leaving your crew mates behind your decreasing their chances of survival. Just selfish. GC was good to watch, as always, and the cinematography was a treat for the eyes. This is a good movie for when your too tired to sleep and want something to enjoy a half-asleep half-awake state on the couch. Oh, and there's absolutely no rabid space monkeys in this movie, which is another good thing.
Star Trek: Discovery: The Sanctuary (2020)
Oh, boohoo! There are people different than you. Waah.
A character not identifying with a gender has nothing to do with politics. Morons. It's called character development. God forbid you should ever be exposed to any person who isn't exactly like your white boring bigoted ass. Do you sit there in your MAGA hats getting all triggered and then claim it's some liberal conspiracy? Idiots. "Oh no! Two dudes kissed! I'm frightened and will take to Twitter to spew my verbal diarrhea onto the world!" Why do you even watch Star Trek? Seriously. Everyone hates you Karen.
Serenity (2019)
Worse than Cats? Quite possibly.
This is probably the most idiotic movie I've ever seen. I am now dumber having watched it. This movie tries to be all mind-bending, but it comes off terribly. The acting is garbage and the lines are cringe worthy. There are at least three sex scenes that are completely pointless and add absolutely nothing to the story, which is barely there to begin with. The only reason I gave it a 2/10 and not a 1/10 is because there is an actual cat in the movie that delivers a better performance than any human. I would have had a better time punching myself in the junk for 100 consecutive minutes. Just stupid.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Sons and Daughters (1997)
Ugh... Alexander sux
Seriously bro, you want some cheese with that wine? Normally I like any episode with Klingons in it with the exception of Alexander. He was annoying back on the Enterprise and he's annoying now. The only thing that's different is now he fights like how Elaine from Seinfeld dances.
The Break-Up (2006)
This movie is pretty unbearable
First off I just want to point out that Vince Vaughn plays the same stupid character in EVERY movie that he is in. It's exhausting. There's nothing really redeemable about this movie. The plot is stupid and the acting is bad. Watching this fills me with annoyance in the purest form. If you like watching people argue for 100+ minutes then this is the movie for you. I, however, do not.
Life of the Party (2018)
If diarrhea could be a movie.
..this would be that movie. I'm talking about the kind of diarrhea that leaves the inside of the bowl looking like someone sprayed it with one of those drywall texture sprayers. I just cannot fathom why anyone would read this script and say to themselves, "Gee-wiz. Lets's turn turn this into movie. That would be such a great idea." Furthermore, I want someone to explain to me why Melissa Mcarthy plays the same character in every single movie. Seriously. It's just the same stupid bumbling character spewing unfunny lines that makes you regret your life choices. Next time I think I will just punch myself in the junk for 100 consecutive minutes.
Project Blue Book (2019)
Fun to watch
This is a really good show. The main characters are likable and the stories so far are presented in an enjoyable way that will keep me coming back for more. You can tell they are building an overarching storyline to last the whole season. Can't wait to see what's next!
Bad Times at the El Royale (2018)
Good except for Chris Hemsworth
Seriously. How does that bozo keep getting work. If I would have known I'd be subjected to Chris Hemsworth's terrible acting and stupid man-nipples, I probably would have passed. Aside from that not a bad film. I mean really though. Why does every film that has Chris Hemsworth also features his man-nipples. Just ridiculous. Also, stop comparing this movie to Tarantino. Morons.
Manifest (2018)
Oh, man...
This show is pretty terrible. It's soooo dramatic. Every scene I'm rolling my eyes so hard my neck is starting to hurt.
Atypical (2017)
Really good show. Except for the mom.
Let it be known that the mom character sucks. I HATE HATE HATE the mom character. I don't know if it's the actress or the way the character is written or both. I'm rewatching the first season and just fast forward through any scenes she's in. Isn't the show supposed to be about a boy on the spectrum? Instead it's about a boy on the spectrum and his stupid, annoying mother.