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The Elf (2016)
Bad for your elf...
Boring, badly written, terrible direction, bad acting.
I've watched some crap in my life but this has to be one of the worst.
Wouldn't let the director direct traffic let alone a film - a lot of the shots are oddly framed and cut heads off when talking, blurry too....
Avoid
Emily (1976)
Bland
A British attempt at the erotic styling of Emmanuelle which shows why we were better at sex comedy than soft focus.
Koo Stark is beautiful but bland in the lead bit then again the script doesn't give any of the cast much to work with.
Give me a Confessions film any time
I Spit on Your Grave: Deja Vu (2019)
Inept.
If this had been edited to, say, an 80m length it still would be hard going but at 2hr 30m it's near impossible.
Most shots run on and on, things happen because the plot needs them to,logic be damned while other bits happen for no reason or point.
Bad acting, effects (the head) and direction combine with the script to sink this.
The original isn't remembered because it's a great film but it's Oscar material compared to this.
I'm a completeness freak so had to watch it.
Kenny (2017)
96
The section on Hillsborough - if it doesn't touch you deeply then frankly your someone I never want to meet.
Thankfully I don't think we'll ever see the like again especially the rubbish that was spoken against the Liverpool supporters by a certain comic...it's not a newspaper.
I'm not a Liverpool fan but if your a football fan watch this.
Ferry Cross the Mersey (1964)
Sadly may never see a DVD or Tv showing in the UK again.
Which is sad as this is enjoyable film but as for why it'll be stuck in archive hell?
Two words simply will cover it Jimmy Saville and I can't see a way to edit him out so sadly it'll be tucked away.
The film is otherwise a breezy romp with some cracking tunes while it's debt to A hard days night is obvious Gerry and the boys carry the fim with charm and humour.
It can be found and if you can get past Saville there's a lot to enjoy.