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The New Look (2024)
The accents!
Not one of them, not even the French born one were able to convincingly do a French accent. It was so cringey and hard to watch for that reason alone. None of the actors were particularly good so I'm not sure why they didn't just get actual French actors that could speak English to make an English speaking French series. Other than that I'm surprised to actually see a nuanced take on the how hard and it must have been to navigate a career through nazi occupied Paris. There is a lot of pop pooing made abt Chanel being sympathetic to nazis in wwi but it must have actually been a horrible and frightening experience especially being someone so notorious already.
The Orville (2017)
Season 1 & 2 9/10....
What happened to season 3. It used to be a comedy, a funny parody, now it's just a cliche. Why? The story lines used to be a modern day take on troupes from Star Trek or an after school special.. now it feels like I'm just watching a cheap rip off of Star Trek.
Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022)
Just when you thought phantom menace was bad
The cringe is strong with this one. Ewan is fine but otherwise there are some pretty bad performances... although such cliche characters are hard to flesh out. Not sure why the whole drawn out affair of a multi episode series couldn't have just been one crap movie.
Spencer (2021)
Not helping her legacy
I sincerely hope story is inaccurate as it makes Diana look like a sad loser. A bratty, boring, self indulgent.... movie . Such cliche tripe. Worst part is it's like an extended trailer, there is no substance just drawn out filler like it's a music video clip.
Sex Education (2019)
Am I in the USA?
Seems like they were desperate to appeal to the US audience... doesn't say uk at all.... Snore.
Alone (2020)
Blah predictable tripe
How these movies get made stumps me. This movie has been made a hundred times before better than this predicable drivel. Snore.
Gemini Man (2019)
The cgi 😑
I have seen better computer generated images from a Commodore 64. Let's not even get into what a boring drawn out storyline... I mean the graphics seriously that was embarrassing.
Gangs of London (2020)
MEH
Not quite sure what the hype was abt. A lot of cliche blah with gratuitous violence. Snore
Melancholia (2011)
Hard to watch
It's hard to read the reviews for this movie. The ones that get it have the heart ache of understanding the painful reality it paints for people with depression and the ones who don't it just reiterates how misunderstood people with depression are.
After Life (2019)
Series 1 10 stars... season 2 not so much
First season brilliant and heartfelt... second season felt cliche and desperate to continue the theme.... not looking forward to season 3
Call Me by Your Name (2017)
Longest, most boring, best movie ever!
Ok it's long and nothing happens but it's overwhelming beautiful and nuanced and brilliant. Can't fault it! It left me breathless
Velvet Buzzsaw (2019)
Ummm
Well it started off so well... great idea, cast and dialogue... but then.... nothing
Now Apocalypse (2019)
I take it back
When I started watching this is I cringed hard and assumed it was trash but I take it back, it's actually weirdly excellent. TOTALLY worth watching as soon as you let go of your assumptions abt what it is. Yes the millennial affectations are irritating but that's the whole point.
Coco avant Chanel (2009)
Factual inconsistencies
Loved this film but it bugged me hard that they referred to Adrienne as her sister. She was her aunt and Gabrielle had 2 sisters Julia and Antoinette. Why?
Red Eye (2005)
Wtaf
I've read a lot of review over the years and never have I been so appalled to actually write a review. This movie sucked in epic proportions. I am normally a Wes craven fan but this was like a bad film student version. Let's not even get into the implausibility of the plot (there are easier ways to kill someone than threatening the life of a hotel managers father to get a random politician to move rooms to fire a bazooka they smuggled in via frozen fish to try and fail to kill)... I honesty thought cillian Murphy was better than this, apparently not
Ocean's Eight (2018)
Proper for 1st review
This is my first Imbd review mainly because how disappointing this Film is... what a farce. Cate Blanchett should be ashamed of this rubbish. Total money spin no substance and if the tables were turned gender wise there would be riots in the street