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I do have a small movie set up at home with projection.
I have a degree in law and marketing and studied electronics, physics and mechatronical engineering.
I live in Brazil, on a small island in the south called Floripa.
I analyze movies on their various aspects, as it is done at the oscars, so I tend to be very very demanding.
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Aftersun (2022)
Almost
Okay, here's my two cents analysis of what's good and what's bad about the movie. As a good thing, I would say that it is the rare fact that in 2023 we have a straight white male character who is a good father, a good person. It's ok that they built a suicidal character, but still, he didn't hurt anyone. On the downside, Sophy starts out kissing boys and watching straight couples and ends up gay married to a woman and a baby of nursing age crying for the mom' s breasts, which is kind of ridiculous. Another thing are the scenes that indicate the suicide of the father, the straight man character. They are poorly made scenes, as some are intimate and others have a strobe light that you can barely see what is happening and we have to keep rewinding the film. Terrible.
Fear Street: 1666 (2021)
This movie is really really bad.
This movie is really really bad.
You will watch yet another childish attempt to make all white men bad and all black people victims of a supposedly cruel world where black people never enslaved anyone or killed anyone (only to defend themselves).
The film ends up getting a rating because there are interest groups voting for it, but not because of the performances of the main actors, which is terrible.
The special effects are good, and it hooks you at certain points in the story.
But overall, the photography is bad, the direction is chaotic, the performances are amateurish, and the film feels like a play paid for by the terrorist group Black Lives Matter.
The truth is that the movie is really bad.
The Girl Who Got Away (2021)
At last the truth about women.
The film is a very well crafted thriller.
In the face of the vast array of silly childish films where men are always to blame, sponsored by feminist interest groups, we now have a film that is hot, realistic, profound and revealing of the true nature of women.
The film takes place in current times and involves a series of perverse crimes committed by a woman, as shown in serious studies where women are the main perpetrators of crimes of violence against children, adolescents, elderly people and people with physical disabilities.
But the film is indeed a horror, as the special effects are accurate and well done, and there is enough blood and corpses for that.
There could be a sequel to this movie.
In relation to the performances, the main actress has very good moments and others not so much.
The supporting actor, who plays the policeman, is very good.
The sound could have helped more...by being more macabre.
But the movie itself glues you to the screen.
We need more films with murderous women and their psychotic deviations, because this is the reality we live in.
I'm Thinking of Ending Things (2020)
Turned a simple concept into a feminist plot.
They managed to turn something that could have been promising into a meaningless tangle of lying statements about women victims and supposedly superior intellectuals, that is, the reverse of the world.
I studied physics for 2 years and mechatronics engineering for 4.5 and there wasn't a single woman whose intelligence was worth mentioning in movies. Of course, all the great minds in physics are men, but in the minds of whoever wrote this, there is a woman superior to men, with the deepest mind and bla bla bla. This film makes you wonder how a director and a writer can get involved in an atmosphere dense with unreal feminist scraps.
Triangle of Sadness (2022)
Feminism on its best
This film contains the best of feminism: Horrible women who, in order to support their meritless luxury, subvert the natural order of things and force the world to remain mediocre so that this luxury is perpetuated. It's a slap in the face to feminism. Deep down the film is not about socialism versus capitalism. And we know from survival TV shows that men, rich or not, survive much better in a group than women. Even, contrary to what the film tries to show, possibly rich people are much more trained in surviving than poor people. For the simple reason that survival is about information. Besides, men fish better than women. Finally, the important thing about this film is the true face of female behavior in the face of their need to destroy and dominate.
Summit Fever (2022)
Simply go watch it
It's a movie about real people and real fellings.
It's good, really good.
Good acting, good writing, good photography, good directing.
If you are like me that are sick of woke trash on movies, and want to simply watch a nice, intimate and humane work of art, then this movie is for you.
Anyone can relate to the fellings and facts that surround this story, it doesn't matter if you do not ski or don't like mountaneering. The movie is more than that.
It's a decent thriller and reminds me of movies like Point Break.
It has a sense of adventure and young stupidity that we all had in life.
Plus is so realistic...
Nice, I had a good intimate moment watching it.
Thank you.
Secret Headquarters (2022)
Too inclusive plot made a movie without talent
This film contains at the children's level everything we think of adult films in the 20's and 2000's.
It's a woke movie and it aims to make money by including all races as if children don't hang out in similar groups.
He ignores reality as if girls do boy things and black and white boys think alike.
In other words, the film ends up being so unreal that the fun is lost in the impression of being forced. If you've ever seen movies about white boys being trailblazers (which is more realistic) from the 80's, you'll find this movie to be a slapstick comedy about a lost child in the woke world to be worthless.
Spin Me Round (2022)
It this a comedy?
At first I thought it was a woke-style comedy, that is, a bad comedy.
After watching the whole movie, and believe me, I managed with a lot of effort to go to the end, I know the movie is kind of woken up, but it's not a comedy.
There are several problems: First of all, he is woken, because white men are always the problem. Secondly, the film has performances by comedians that are not funny at all.
Then there's a mix of poorly done drama with suspense that doesn't exist.
This is a really weird movie.
Anyway, if I had read something like this I wouldn't have wasted my time. If the idea is to make it look like straight white men are bad, the movie just made me notice that women are shallow and shallow and that they always get attached to material possessions and lust.
The Last Duel (2021)
A "feministo" trash
One of the worst things that can happen to a writer is to surrender to this "market" of low-quality feminists.
Let's see why: It is impossible that 100% of the men portrayed in a story based on real life to be bad, stupid, foolish, futile and superficial, and the women, all, smart, talented, victims.
Well, in this damn movie, we have that.
And it's interesting that actors, while paid, lend themselves to this kind of prose.
So if Eric's book is this, it's a hoax.
And the film, confusing, poorly directed, poorly written, makes it seem that men are the garbage of the Earth and women are forced to live with them.
In a single sentence: The film is pathetic.
Terror on the Prairie (2022)
Intense
I thought it was a terror, but in fact it is a drama. Very intense and realistic. I like the idea that they put a strong female character without making all men look stupid. So it is realistic to that time.
Also like the idea that there is no hero and no victim or, everybody is both.
Father Stu (2022)
I'm an Atheist
However... tbere is a real and valid message on this movie.
Plus, it's very well done.
Movies like this are realistic and a total opposit to woke crap.
This is a good quality artwork.
Very nice acting from everybody.
No exceptions.
No Exit (2022)
I would give more than 2 if it wasn't that feminist
A girl doing all that she does in the movie is just insane and unrealistic.
This is what you get when go woke.
It was a good movie until I realized it was impossible to happen.
I can picture a dude doing all this.
Have you ever saw a chic doing so... No. I bet.
Irresistible (2020)
It would be a good movie if...
It's interesting like they created a movie to crush journalism and republicans, but at end, without noticing, they crushed democrats.
This movie is lame.
So many ridiculous hidden messages that are preconceived.
Now I know why Brad Pitt is single. Dude is too democrat.
Mother/Android (2021)
Pattethic, here's why
Feminist rant of a woman (9 months pregnant) saving the boyfriend and humankind while in labor.
The boyfriend, a loser. She treated him as trash and he accepted.
Also, another woke movie with a black dude and a white chick.
I don't know if this is a comedy or a drama.
But I laughed so hard watching this stinky movie that made me realize I had to turn if off.
Don't waste your time.
Against the Ice (2022)
Finally something worth oscar
Not the woke trash we see nowadays...
This movie is just a story, playing the truth.
Beautiful.
Anyone can relate to it.
Hollywood should do more brave men movies to ensure our kids know what means to be a man, not a "feministo".
Wolf (2021)
Mediocre
By trying to make it look like it is possible to live like animals, eliminating the reality of being an animal, the movie makes fun of ifself.
Example of when the boy who thinks he is a wolf does not smell the parts of the girl who thinks she is also an animal (like a wolf would do).
Or when the corpse of a dog is thrown into the asylum and the boy who thinks he is a wolf and the girl who thinks she is another animal bury the body, when in fact they would have eaten it.
The film focuses on the crude task of making it look like the problem is the treatment and not your genetic mental defect.
But the disease is in those who want 98% of the population to act accordingly, calling a man as woman and copulating with him as if she were.
The comparison of a violent doctor with the straight society is hateful and untrue. Society considers it a crime to force a transgender to be straight and normal. What the plot does is condemning the ones without anomalies by making them act grotesquely while not considering the crimes and toxic behavior of the patients with mental illness.
The minimization of the problem in the film is even childish. Sex acts are between two pairs who think they are wolves is human like. Wolves bite and are violent in sex. There is no masturbation.
In conclusion: the film first demonizes those who are normal (lying they are atrocious, which does not happen in reality) and then canonizes those who are abnormal (lying). In the end, there is no solution to the problem.
It is a sad metaphor propaganda for transexuals.
Marighella (2019)
Terrible
Strange how the reviews here are all good, for a really bad movie.
The direction is mediocre, because all the scenes look artificial.
It doesn't seem to be a movie, but a documentary purchased during the campaign season.
It looks like a collection of commercials forcefully favorable to armed terrorists shooting without concerning for civilians and portrayed as heros. One of those movies where a political party pays or influences the reality spectrum.
A Menina que Matou os Pais (2021)
Don't get fooled by the good reviews
Because this movie is crap.
The main actress is a deception.
The atmosphere of the film is shallow and I would give 1 to direction, leader actress, leading actor, script, photography and so on...
Terrible.
Run Hide Fight (2020)
Feminist rollercoaster of hypocrisy
So, they put yet another girl to act like men would in real life. Of course it doesn't look real. What drives people to watch this is the tension caused by the shooters (that the producers chose to portrait as only white people), not the main character (a woman). To prove my point: The writers and producers made the real hero be the father of the main character, which is hilarious. They tried to portrait the woman as hero, but it would be so obviously ridiculous, that they had to put the father on as a sniper. Pathetic.
Kingdom of Silence (2020)
Journalists hyperbolizing their influence
It's just that, trash. Journalists trying to hyperbolize their importance in the world. A world where journalists make billions of dollars faking news. Looks a lot like hollywood spoiling itself.
The Devil All the Time (2020)
Not one single female criminal...
For some weird reason, all criminals in this movie are males. At some point in the movie you ask yourself why some actors accept rolls that are created notably to diminish men... It's not a serious movie. If feels like all women in that particular world are immaculate saints.
Richard Jewell (2019)
What a great little movie!
I felt like wanting to know more about what happened, after watching this.
Very impressive performance of the main actor. Don't exactly know why he wasn't nominated. Maybe influence of the left and the media that don't like a right wing hero.
The movie should have a sequel for the actions that followed those events.
Anyway, it is about destruction. Destruction incompetent media can make in your life. Very sad.
Bill Burr: Paper Tiger (2019)
Rare 10!
I rarely give out 10s. But dude, this is a show that puts out some "reality checks" at the same time it's hilarious!
Bill Burr at his best! And I am brazilian living in Brazil. All his jokes can be applied everywhere in the world!
Happy Death Day (2017)
Not a horror movie
This is a comedy. How, in the name of the lord, its score, in 2019, is 6.5 still? Should be 4, at most. Be aware, it's a teen comedy about horror in a... teen way. I had to turn it off after 30 minutes. The sound score is so bad it was driving me nuts!
Hostiles (2017)
Masterpiece, but still... There was no "owner" of the land.
If you feel:
- anger
- rage
- sadness
- love
- sexual tension
- tears dropping