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simonchristoffersen
Reviews
Lesbian Bukkake (2004)
Maybe the best p0rn ever
The movie is divided into 3 parts, first part is Ashley Blue "interviewing" a new slut for her supposed next movie - to prove she can be in the movie, Ms Blue orders 'bout 15 girls to squirt on the newcomer, in succession. For the next part, a new lucky girl is squirted on by the same cast - and another girl for the last part. Second part is a sauna, with a hot chick with lovely boobs, and last part is a really kinky girl, acting like she was a cum-loving beast girl. The first part is my favorite, because the bukkake victim there, is the one who's most horny, she swallows a lot of the juice and also cums herself while being squirted on. What's makes this movie so great is that all the girl are very horny, they all squirt amazing amounts - and there's not a single man in sight to disrupt this sight of beauty. this is really a must masturbate/see :)
Saw (2004)
The movie about blood
This movie is first and foremost, brutal and gory. None of the other aspects of film-making seems to be important in this film compared to the huge attention the director has put into making this movies scenes as sickening as possible.
Movies such as Se7en and Silence of the Lambs has shown that extreme gore and violence can be used to create scary and suspenseful films. However, in Saw the bloody scenes are not scary, neither do they contribute in any positive way to enhance the experience of the film. They serve only to invoke a gut response from the audience. The main purpose of the film is to be disgusting, and as such it is fairly successful, however one should not confuse gory with scary. The best thing I can say about the scenes in the film, is that they are extreme - they serve well to show the insane situations that the victims find themselves in.
But the film is just not scary, nor does it posses any other major qualities, exactly because it focuses so much on pointless gore. In my opinion the huge fascination shows a perverse fascination on violence, without any real understand into what violence really is.
I give the film 3/10 - since it did provoke me enough to write this review.
The Grudge (2004)
Scary
In my opinion, horror movies can be roughly divided into two categories. The visual and the story driven ones. This movie is almost driven entirely by the visual side, and as as such has received a lot of bad reviews by people who does not find those sort of movies scary/good.
For my part, I think visual horrors are by FAR the most scary. Intelligent dialogue and an interesting plot, I admit, would make a technically better movie. However, for pure "scare-effect" this movie is superior to anything I have ever seen before.
Describing the visual details will not rightfully describe the horror which they can produce, only a viewing can accomplish that. I only want to stress that this is, in my opinion, the most haunting visual horror ever made.
9 of 10 - For being perfect in its particular genre