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Horizon Line (2020)
Nah.
They had me in the beginning, not gonna lie. But wow.. did that take a nose dive. Harhar... pun intended.
The beginning starts out fun-ish. I'm sorta interested and kept forgetting what we were setting up to. But it's a long set up.
Then as soon as crisis strikes it gets absolutely unrealistic and a total cheese fest.
Tbh, if they would have died a grisly death on a sand bar after all that I might have been like okay, I'll let the cheese slide. I had fun... but the rescue was stupid. I mean, not half as stupid as their acrobatics outside the moving plane, but here we are. Haha.
If they just would have died on the sand bar at the end, I would have been mildly entertained.
The River Runner (2021)
Too much medical stuff not enough River stuff
I wanted to watch a documentary about someone conquering these four rivers, as the summary says.
But, it just goes on about his brain tumor and medical stuff for way too long. I learned too much about brain tumors and not enough about rivers and kayaking.
The images are beautiful. I wanted to hear more about the rivers.
Await Further Instructions (2018)
Just enough cheese
Perfect amount of cheese for a cheesy movie! I liked it more than I want to admit - it was a fun ride 😂