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Hanna (2011)
3/10
Stereotypical crap
6 July 2011
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As usual, the score on IMDb is way too high. Actually, its ridiculous how this movie can score over 7.

All of the characters in this movie are stereotypical, predictable and something we all have seen a 1000 times before. The events that take place feels completely random and it seems to me like they just wanted to make a long music video with short shaky shots because they had a thin (if at all existent) story to begin with.

Take the example of Hanna, the 16-year old super-kid, who flees some form of super-bunker in the middle of the Maroccoan desert - just shaky shots with blinking lights of a very imaginative building (the secret bunker), that she manages to escape from by crawling through some form av ventilation shafts a lá a cartoon.

There are many of these flaws in logic throughout of what I saw. And I admit. I didn't finish the movie. After about 30 minutes I gave up - I've seen enough of the junk.

But the most annoying thing is probably the flat, lame and completely uninteresting characters. Actually, its worth the 1h45m just to have a good laugh and a reference for "very bad".
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Walk on Water (2004)
2/10
Lame and politically correct (some very small spoilers)
9 February 2006
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This movie is a really bad one... The only one who can act in this film is the main character, the Mossad-agent. The rest are lousy. But that's not my main problem with the movie: It's so politically correct and adapted to fit a moral blind to the truth.

Naww, a Mossad-agent says "he can't kill anymore". And he's weeping over an ex-Nazi murderer? Come on and get real.

The thing that made me want to puke the most is the last scene. I don't think I ever seen a scene that has so little real feeling to it. THe director/screenwriter really wants to be "deep" and write something poetic for the screen but it only comes through as false and plastic. It's a pretentious move.

Don't see it. Go se "The Little Drummer Girl" instead!
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