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The Last Resort (2009)
Doesn't even rate as a B flick.
First off the film quality was just awful, the music was even worse. It was full of clichés. Five chicks and a haunted resorted full of bad mojo. Everything in this flick is predictable. Girls are in Mexico doing the whole bachlorete party, they all get drunk, one "hooks" up, and of course they get separated, mugged, robbed, shot and lost in the middle of no where. No imagination what so ever. And low and behold shocker.. they start fighting amongst themselves. There was some bad over acting. It was never explained what the bad mojo was beside some voices in the girls head or how it got there. The evil or bad mojo possesses the girls. There is nothing good about this film to say except is was short. I almost turned it off in the first 20 minutes, absolute yarn!!! I had more fun cleaning my toilet!
Forest of the Damned (2005)
Why Tom Why?
I rented this flick for one reason Tom Savini, I respect his work but this was a real let down, I had horrible clichés, half of the film was naked women so called "fallen angels" running around trying to act scary, oh and then there was the occasional "Blair Witch" black and white motion sicken camera scenes. Tom's character was really awful, Horrible script. And you got to love these lines they use. "Is anyone there, who is out there, this isn't funny" No but your acting was. I wish I could give this flick a 0! Oh the names of the characters. Judd, Molly, Ally, Emilio, but they did leave out Anthony, The Breakfast Club reunite in the forest of unforgivable acting.
Zombie Nation (2004)
waste of time and money!
I rented this flick because the cover looked interesting, Lionsgate film, how bad could it be....Sure it had a good preview at the beginning....however it was really really bad, the worst so-called "cop" acting I have seen in years.
No good special effects, The script was horrific, the acting was even worse, I have to ask, was the director on acid when he made this, the writer should never work in Hollywood again. Normally I can watch a bad movie all the way through. I could only watch halfway through, yes I choose to do laundry than finish watching this monstrosity. Don't waste your time or money, if you do, ask for it back!
The Wicker Man (2006)
I really hated this movie! Shame on everyone involved!
I never saw the original so I did not know what to expect. The script was insulting. And as a practicing wiccan I was insulted, I lost all respect for Nicolas Cage, I will never watch another movie of his as long as I live! I know its just a movie, but I don't care, IT was insulting to anyone involved in what Christians call a "Pagan" religion. Oh ya, the one liners really sucked, some say they researched for the original movie. I say no! Human and animal sacrifice is forbidden and alway has been. This movie portrayed pagan/witches as man hating you know whats. Yes, I bought it before I rented it, and now it is lying in the landfill in 30 different pieces!
BloodRayne (2005)
Waste of space
How stupid can one film be! Not even the cast could save this flick, terrible script, in how many languages can I say Cheesy! All star cast and not a single good one liner, was worse than house of the dead. I made the mistake of buying this DVD before I rented it. Tried to watch it three times, fell asleep each time, finally managed to stay awake on the fourth and that was only because I was doing crafts. Absolute waste of talent! Rated R for gore... is that what that was supposed to be! A complete rip off of classic horror/ vampire movies. I truly believe that the writer was trying to hard or not hard enough. I will only recommend this truly horrible film for chick flick lovers looking for a easy night out.