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American Psycho II: All American Girl (2002)
American Psycho???
This film is terrible there is no getting away from it. It bares no relation to 'American Psycho' whatsoever other than the title and a few references to Patrick Bateman throughout. The film begins with a young Mila Kunis killing Patrick Bateman which completely destroys the illusions of the first film. It was at that point I checked out. As the film progresses so does the ridiculousness as our protagonist decides she must do what ever it takes to rid the world of serial killers all while inadvertently becoming one herself (make it make sense). I would say this is in contention with being the worst sequel ever but can it really be considered a sequel when it is so far out of tune from the original?
Overall, the movie is shockingly bad and has no redeeming qualities. The acting is horrendous, the script is diabolical and the score is dreadful. I think this film might have been Patrick Bateman's tipping point.
Evil Eye (2020)
Sare heid central
The maws a pure sare heid. Actual cba. Feel like my heids been nipped for the past hour and a half. No worth watching due to the severe pain and duress it puts you through. Don't understand why the daughter kept answering the phone when all her mum did was moan cause of that was me I'd have deffo patched it. Would have saved at least an hour of my time if she did.
1/10 boring and takes about an hour to get to the point and the rest is angry phone calls. The End x
Howling: New Moon Rising (1995)
Howling: Of Pish
Who would have know that Clive Turner was a man of so many talents. Not only did he write this 'masterpiece', he directed it too. Oh, and not only did he also produce this 'work of art', he starred in it too as the main character Ted. Howling: New Moon Rising might as well be called- Howling: A Day in the Life of Ted because if you think you're in for a classic werewolf film you're in for a shock. The first hour of the film may as well be a musical set in Teds favourite boozer were he takes part in many extra-curricular activities such a line dancing, fighting with apparent strangers and chatting up some woman I can't even remember her name. When Ted (Clive) isn't on screen he is still the topic of conversation amongst everyone else. This really just becomes a case of this is Ted's world and we are all living in it to the point you almost forget that oh wait a second this a werewolf film.
What an absolute load of jobby. This is single handily the worst film I have ever seen!
Silent Hill: Revelation (2012)
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Absolute utter jobby... how has this got a 5? That's what I want to know
Bus Stop (1956)
Oscar nomination??
This is probably the most repulsive film I have ever watched. From the outset Don Murray is loud, obnoxious and aggravating and I thought you know what this might die down, oh how wrong I was. The continuous shouting, overacting and overbearingness continues throughout the entire film. How this man received an OSCAR NOMINATION is beyond me. It is the worst acting I have ever seen. His character is also the creepiest man ever who has a weird possessiveness over Marilyn Monroe, who he has literally just met, almost forcing her to marry him. On top of all this for some reason Marilyn Monroe's character seems to like him? But tells everyone she doesn't? And despite of her apparently not liking him, not once does she actually tell him that she is put off by him or leave the place/situation she finds herself in with him. Marilyn Monroe's performance is not much better than her co-stars. Her accent, which slipped many a time, is atrocious throughout. She looks ill for the majority of the film as she is chalk white and gaunt looking. I think they used the full tanning budget on her counterpart who the opposite and glows orange.
Overall, I have just wasted an hour and a half of my life watching this, please don't do the same.
Undercurrent (1946)
Missing person!!!
Has anyone seen Robert Mitchum? First spotted about an hour in to this film and is now MIA. Any help finding Robert in this movie would be greatly appreciated!
#findrobertmitchum
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)
Priorities???
I am angry, hurt, upset and annoyed because this film is utter nonsense. Poor Rachel lives for all of 2 seconds before she is killed and never spoke of again or seen until the end in the movie. Jamie her 'sister' genuinely couldn't care less about her she's too busy being mute for some reason (never explained, maybe because of the awful events that take place at the end of the last film which much like Rachel get disregarded this time round). Jamie seems to care more about her sisters painstakingly annoying friend Tina?? Like get your priorities in check girl? You're sister is dead! We know you can see what Michael is doing so why can't you see Michael has killed her? Or did you know and just didn't care? And then Jamie has the audacity to act upset and taken aback when she sees her sisters dead body? Nah not on.
The Juror (1996)
What happens in Guatemala stays in Guatemala
Very long winded movie that dragged and dragged, the only thing keeping me engaged was Demi Moore's ever changing appearance. Then just as you think the story is over, think again. We take a pointless trip to the jungle to be greeted by some mad apaches from Guatemala. Why? Just why?
Children of the Corn: Runaway (2018)
Glistening?
So many questions about this painstakingly boring film but the main one Is, why did Aaron open the door glistening? Why was he glistening? What was it that made him glisten? Why did Ruth not question the glisten??