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Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009)
another terrible British horror comedy
What a waste of money and talent. This is yet another example of the British Film Industry hopelessly trying to make another 'shaun of the dead' style film, but without involving anyone who knows about the horror-comedy-genre. So what we have here are dreadfully unfunny scenes with a brief splattering of blood and hardly any lesbian action. It is neither funny, scary, original, sexy or valid on any ground. I can't remember a stand-out scene and am just left with a bitter taste in my mouth having sat through this disaster of a film. Avoid at all costs. watch EVIL DEAD 2 or RE-ANIMATOR or BAD TASTE or BRAINDEAD if you want to see how this kind of film should be made.
Chugyeokja (2008)
Terrible and Vastly over-rated
Avoid this film if you love great Korean films like OLDBOY. This is laughable and at some points I wasn't sure if it was supposed to be a black comedy. Without giving anything away this film has the worst police ever. They make the most laughable mistakes. I cannot believe anybody in this film. Especially the lead. I don't know whether to hate him or love him so I did neither. His behaviour was contradictory and confusing. The action scenes in this film are poorly directed, in fact the whole thing is poorly directed. What a waste of 2 hours of my life. I like so many eastern films and am willing to forgive an awful lot. But this film is just terrible and I don't understand the great reviews it's getting. Avoid. Just watch OLDBOY again, if you need a Korean fix.