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We Have a Ghost (2023)
I don't get people who rate this over 5 stars.
The movie has near to zero story, and what little story is executed poorly. The characters are bad... I mean really bad... the olny one who could've probably redeem this, can't talk...
The writing is just terrible, I mean at one point the do all this thing about Ernest getting out the house and end up going to bar alone...
Pointless chasing, when Ernest can just be invisible.
I mean I get Hollywood thinks people who watch movies like this are stupid, but come on give us a the benefit of the doubt.
Also a bit heavy on the racial remarks, "we are not going to be like every stuuuupid white family in every horror movie" ?
And finally stop casting Tig Notaro, I mean the woman can't act. Maybe she has stock on Netflix, who knows.
Predestination (2014)
You are not going insane.
Do yourself a favour and filter the comments by ratings set to under 3 stars so you don't loose your mind with these brainless people giving this movie 9-10 star reviews.
Horse Girl (2020)
No ending..lazy.
The ending makes you feel like you wasted your time.
Locke & Key (2020)
You can't have a hit with bad writing.
The reason stranger things is a hit is because the characters act like a normal person would, in this case the characters do what ever the plot needs to crawl it's poor self forward. Bad writing.
P.s. there is a reason why that kid had such a small part in IT, cause he sucks.
Annihilation (2018)
The score must be a mistake
Metacritic and critics reviews give this movie high scores, it really seems shady coming out of watching this film.
Great idea for a movie but the execution is really bad.
Now about the visuals, really?? The shimmer changes humans in a few days but the "mesmerising landscape" as critics put it.. is basically 10% reformed and 90% normal.
And the cherry on top, after being bored out of your mind and irritated with how illogical this movie is , comes the scene at the light house... Really dude? 10 minutes of Portman bumping her head? We get that its mimicking her, move on.