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Kill Plan (2021)
Hurt my brain
This film was so bad , that the actor and/or director manged to absolutely convince me before the first minute had passed.. Who in their right mind would stand in "close encounter", in open landscape, not taking cover, not fleeing.. when facing multiple machineguns? And to top that, throws a handgranade, still in the open.. at someone standing, with a machinegun, in use.. 20 feet away.. If you did, you certainly will kill your enemy, and yourselves.. that about sums up, half of all the "errors" made in the first minute of this "film"
I thought.. the only way to justify this movie, is that its a moneylaundryoperation
Pandorum (2009)
Swiss cheese
Interesting in the beginning, with lots of unanswered questions, if's and unfinished scenes, but..
The link between the title and the film doesn't add up, the title refers to a space travel syndrome, but the syndrome plays only a small and rather insignificant part of the film, which turns to in to a never-ending story of huge holes in the plot. Nothing i this "copy this and steal that" can be justified as original, smart or elegant, it's just speculative moneymaking. Mad Max/thriller-like "mutants" so stupid and stereotype you hardly believe it takes up most of the "space" in a film with a "lets make up stuff as we go along"-script made in a day. The film ends when a ! panorama-window in the front section of a ship meant to travel in empty space at high velocity breaks.. call NASA and complain. I hope somebody threatened Dennis Quaid to sign this role.. Would that somebody please find those responsible for this film and tell them to find something else to do? I'm still angry for the time i spent watching it.
Click (2006)
Overrated.. Bigtime
I strive too only see films worthwhile watching, so with a rating close to 7.. I thought I'd be safe, despite Adam Sandler.. What is his talent by the way?, making faces on a below Steve Martin level?
What was Walken thinking? This isn't even B-level The story is covered in sentimental feel'ery just like a real B-movie. The moral in the end is insulting.. :Good guys deserve a good life/second chance? What good guy? The character spoiling his own and his family's life? Every time he looks back, he sees an asshole.. he lies, cheats and ignores.. fast-forwarding anything unpleasant.. but in the end he's a good guy? Only to discover that the angel of Death has given him a second chance Utter crap and garbage, there's so many good films, and I saw this one? Makes me angry with myself AND the ones who gave this film its current rating.. have we seen the same film?