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The Suicide Squad (2021)
Profoundly moronic absurdity
Whoever "greenlit" this movie and hired this James Gunn guy should be fired from whatever position they are in immediately. After an incredible movie that did huge numbers at the box office in 2016 ( Original Suicide Squad ) they hand the reigns of that built in positive mental connotation in the minds of millions of the original fans of the first movie - to a blithering idiot who took the 2nd edition of this storyline and made an absurd vile disgusting - profoundly confusing child's cartoon. And there is absolutely no way the positive reviews of this movie are real - it has to be bots / trolls / paid software farms. This movie is absolute absurd campy diarrhea.
Tenet (2020)
Avoid this movie - SUCH a waste of time
This movie is absurd - WAY too long - plodding - incredibly bizarre - freakishly confusing - the script ( writing ) is really bad - the characters do not draw you in - the story doesn't draw you in - the main character is unknown and flat out unbelievable ( non credible ) to the point where the movie becomes "campy / cheesy / a parody". Even the basic speaking parts are rushed and confusing. And it's also quite odd in this regard - the director ( makes / has made ) INCREDIBLE blockbuster films ( in the past ) which I have thoroughly enjoyed and were 9 out of 10 or better. Just all around a profound waste of time watching it. I watched the entire movie and still don't actually understand what the main point of the movie even was. AND for anyone to actually understand it - you would have to watch probably 3 times front front to back - and while using VLC so you could slow down parts of it for basic comprehension. Long - boring - absurd - pointless.
Ad Astra (2019)
Plodding - slow - boring - bizarre - odd - MAJOR FAIL
This movie is annoyingly slow paced - bizarre - odd - depressing - extremely far fetched - confusing - very muddled - as well as being scientifically and logically inaccurate to the point of being profoundly absurd - and and a MAJOR waste of time. The youtube channels that make fun of the insanity of modern movies will have a FIELD DAY with this one. It's really bad.
Arctic (2018)
Very good - albeit slow paced film
If you like a good survival film - man against the odds - then this is a film for you.
You can't be too cerebral however - as some of the storyline is very unrealistic. ( Meaning this movie would be very easily picked apart by an "everything wrong with arctic" youtube video )
I'l put it this way - without the amazing acting of the main character - there would be no movie at all.
He CARRIES the ENTIRE film.
Worth watching for sure. A solid 8.
Pacing is a bit slow though.
Daughter of the Wolf (2019)
Be afraid - be VERY afraid - of wasting 1.5 hours of your life - watching this Hackery.
My God this movie is bad. I wonder if Richard Dreyfuss recently got divorced and is broke - so he said yes to this amateur hack a thon. DO NOT - I repeat DO NOT waste 90 minutes watching this. I got about 15 minutes in and had to stop. Yes - it IS that bad.
Beyond (2014)
OH MY GOD this movie is bad.
Horrible. Just horrifically bad. HEAVY accents. Barely understandable. The actors were actually pretty good as far as being believable - but they had a PROFOUNDLY bad script / concept etc . . ANYONE who writes a review on here that is positive has profound mental disease - and should seek professional help. PLUS this movie jumps around so much the viewer literally has no idea what is going on 90% of the time. AND the director of the movie could have even had the main character heavily bearded ( it's supposedly an apocalypse and all ) and then very clean shaven for the earlier jump cuts. LEADING the viewer a bit out of the colossal madness of this film. But of course since this movie is so horrifically bad - he/she did not do this basic thing. DO NOT waste your time watching this. And if you are a sci fi fan and you think this has ANY "cool" sci fi stuff in it - it DOES NOT.
Free Solo (2018)
My God this Movie is astoundingly good.
It's a documentary - so it's true and has REAL LIFE character development and even a love story. It has incredible cinematography and the lengths - challenges and risks that they had to go through just to film this movie are insane. And THEN it is the single most awe inspiring human challenge I have ever seen a person overcome - as far as a physical feat. I am REALLY hoping it get's the Oscar for best documentary film.
Under the Silver Lake (2018)
Almost 3 hours of complete insanity.
Oh my God - this movie is like you were in the mind of a down syndrome 5th grader on acid. A COMPLETELY INSANE waste of time - that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
Glass (2019)
Great cinematography of a horrible Film
Great Cinematography of a HORRIBLE - absurd - S L O O O W moving - BORING film. He makes horrible movies.. I liked sixth sense. There is not ONE other Shyamalan film I would ever watch.
Mortal Engines (2018)
PROFOUNDLY absurd delusional irrational insanity.
PROFOUNDLY absurd.
Filmed in a bad TV quality and style. Meaning too crisp and not film like.
The very premise of the entire Movie is some executive producer's acid trip.
Can you imagine the pitch meeting - "Hey why don't we make a movie about Cities that eat other Cities while people are riding on them -- while the entire City is off roading on the great plains and bouncing all around - jumping off ramps and cliffs etc . ." It's just sad and pathetic that the Director of the Lord of The Rings series signed up for this hilariously delusional insanity.
The Meg (2018)
This movie is a hack-a-fest cartoon.
It is absolutely amazing this movie has made $ 315 MILLION so far. Must be luck - or really bad competition. My theory however is pure marketing fraud using many OTHER Movies before it - you see The "Pitch" at some studio was "Hey - let's make another Jaws - but add a few Chinese actors who can BARELY speak English - ( for the burgeoning Chinese market that currently makes or breaks alot of Hollywood Films nowadays ) and throw in a cute Chinese kid - and spend the bulk of the budget on 1 top male action star - ( AS BAIT and NOTHING else ) and that should be enough to trick millions of people worldwide into paying to see this hackneyed - INCREDIBLY poorly acted - cartoon of a movie. And there will be the "Jurassic Park Effect" as well - ( "Megalodon" ) further conning people into seeing this in Theaters and wasting their money and time. And then we can all laugh our way to the Bank."
Not kidding.
The special effects are ok - giving it a 1 out of 10 rating. But my God - the Acting is so bad - they should have touted this film as a comedy. And the completely unknown Chinese actors can BARELY speak English, It makes you cringe to even see them speak.
Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
Horrible - frustrating - utterly un-satisfying and INCREDIBLY EMPTY.
This movie is a very long series of special effects bonanzas / fights and THAT'S IT. It has no purpose - virtually no plot - is endlessly frustrating and at the end feels like you have been promised a trip to Disney World - and you get all excited ( by the marketing / trailers etc . . ) and so you drive for several hours and along the way people in your Car keep being killed in front of you and thrown out of the Car - and right at the end of the trip someone throws YOU out of the Car onto a long desolate road and drives off. SERIOUSLY. That is what watching this incredibly over hyped movie is all about. The VACUUM of EMPTINESS.