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The Village (2004)
What if the Creatures were real? (Some Spoilers)
What is up with this movie? Honestly? I did like the plot and the sudden twists in the tale, but Shyamalan's movie's are a bit too over the twists and tingles. I liked The Sixth Sense because they had REAL ghosts and I also liked Signs because there was REAL aliens but fake things like "Mythical Creatures" in The Village just doesn't please me, so I ask myself, what if the creatures were real? Here is some pointers of what would've happened: ~Creatures are too stupid to own there own property. I mean, do you see Bambi fighting over the woods? Know what I mean...
~The Elders would've known about it and had never moved into the village.
~There would be attacks every night or day because when you get hungry, you have to eat like every two or three times a day but the people only feed them once a day. Many people would be dying if they were real.
~'Those We Don't Speak Of' would be a darn rumor in the village because c'Mon, If I had creepy creatures staying outside my neighborhood I would definitely talk about it, right? I can't just keep quiet and go on with my life with the fact that blood-thirsty, jaw breaking, terribly frightening creatures being my neighbor.
~Creatures or animals aren't attracted to any color unless retarded or mentally ill.
~Finally, The Government would've done something about it already if someone was attacked or hurt by the creatures. But like Shyamalan said at the end, all planes were band from flying over the reserve. If it was just made up, then why the hell would someone want to protect something that isn't there?
Shrek 2 (2004)
I Came. I Saw. I Asked for a Refund.
Firstly, Shrek can't get any better than number one. Secondly, when the sequel came out I thought it was going to be a major disaster. But when I saw some clips and trailers I do admit, I was quite impressed, especially with Prince Charming at the beginning. After about two weeks when Shrek 2 came out I went on release day and (OMG) It was...horrible! I swear I went after the movie for a refund but I didn't want to embarrass myself in front of millions of people so I tried phoning them. They asked me for my name and I gave it to them but they said they couldn't find anyone by that name. Like my rotten luck! Less music, less comedy, less action and too much suspense makes this movie a classic retard.
The Brothers Grimm (2005)
Terry Gilliam's masterpiece
I could say Terry Gilliam has outdone himself but needs something for this movie. It might have not been his best, but I enjoyed the comedy scenes. What I expect from Monty Python next time maybe will be some guys imagination put in well with a few laughs. But I think he is retired now, if I'm mistaken, then please correct me. This guy is living big and his hopes of becoming some slap-me-stupid comedian has finally arrived. I wouldn't bet my money on it that Monty can make a movie like Harry Potter, but I would bet my house if he had to make a proper comedy, not involving medieval times. Fairy Tales are good, but making a stupid joke out of them is even better, know what I mean?
The Hobbit (2003)
That Ruins A lot!
I Personally think that people like J.R.R. Tolkien has been planning this for years ever since boardgames were invented. Now I guess with the Hobbit game out, how the heck is the movie going to be released without suspense!!! If you played the game, you would know what's going to happen even if you read the book too. It does kind of take away the special effects, though. J.R.R. Tokien has blown a few too many screws. Check some movie website to see the latest news. If Peter Jackson was this games adviser, than I can't complain any more because I do admit his films are a bit good. He kind of takes special effects the wrong way but hey, look at the bright side, at least it wasn't Spielberg who made LOTR!
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
High On Action but low on Magic
Harry Potter has begun his forth year at Hogwarts and I guess things change for him now that he has a crush! I have seen many times Harry and Hermione with each other. For instance, In The Sorcerer's Stone Harry and Hermione talk about nonsense then in The Chamber of Secrets, at the end, Hermione hugs Harry then in The Prisoner of Azkaban, They both hold each other(jeez!) at the end because of Proffesor Lupin but now it kind of reminds me that What are the directors trying to do? Make Harry and Hermione like each other till the Order of the Pheonix? That's a good sign. But still, the Goblet of Fire focuses on Harry getting a date! It is kind of stupid, but yes, I still think that some ugly bloke of a director will turn things upside down, hopefully.