I really wanted to like this movie, as I loved "300" even if it was ridiculous and comic book honed. The original, was well...original - not since Richard Egan and his merry band of eloquent doomed heroes donned their sandals back in 1962 The 300 Spartans has the story of Thermopylae been retold, and almost seemed lost, until Gerald Butler and Zack Snyder resurrected it in blood soaked glory.
This movie is a sort of "While the 300 were at the hot gates, this was going on elsewhere" kind of narrative, obviously no Butler this time, or though he does appear in a few scenes from the original, spliced into this one. Enter this time Sullivan Stapleton as Themistocles, a fine (in a seemingly endless line)of Aussie actors, who up until now has done most of his work in TV series and movies, most recently as Sgt. Damien Scott in Strike Back Episode 1 The other main character is former Bond girl and now embittered ex Greek Persian naval commander Eva Green as Artemis or Artemesia whichever way you want to say it, leading Xerxes navy to finish the Greeks, after Xerxes troops finally kill the 300 and march inland.
As you would expect it's testosterone ramped, highly stylized gory action pretty much from the get go, but ultimately falls pretty flat in my humble opinion. We have Lena Headey as Butlers widow, now Queen of Sparta with a sour face most of the movie, and the inclusion of a few of the original cast, but that can't save it either.
The Athenians under Themistocles are no Spartans, a loose affiliation of farmers, poets and architects, but they do all however seemed to have had time to spent weeks in the gym honing amazing physiques, and admirable fighting skills. Outnumbered heavily, the virtually bulletproof Themistocles gives more than a few awesome speeches to rally his troops in the face of insurmountable odds, there's plenty of "Better to die on your feet, than live on your knees" inspiration, but he's not the only one getting in on the action. I lost count (and interest) after a while as it seemed everyone got on a soap box and gave a do or die address during the movie. The special effects I felt were poor, the blood splatter and gore is even more ridiculous than last time, and the Persians are of course treated like canon fodder most of the time.
I could go on, about historical inaccuracy, a ludicrous portrayal of Xerxes and the Persian army in general, or just little things like Artemis being able to back lip Xerxes without being strung up like a prize turkey, the list would be pretty long!
If you want something to try and make more sense of the original movie, or give you a flavor of what else was happening at the time, the voice over narrative does a pretty good job. Unfortunately, one really has to put their brain in neutral to sit through this without laughing too much.
This movie is a sort of "While the 300 were at the hot gates, this was going on elsewhere" kind of narrative, obviously no Butler this time, or though he does appear in a few scenes from the original, spliced into this one. Enter this time Sullivan Stapleton as Themistocles, a fine (in a seemingly endless line)of Aussie actors, who up until now has done most of his work in TV series and movies, most recently as Sgt. Damien Scott in Strike Back Episode 1 The other main character is former Bond girl and now embittered ex Greek Persian naval commander Eva Green as Artemis or Artemesia whichever way you want to say it, leading Xerxes navy to finish the Greeks, after Xerxes troops finally kill the 300 and march inland.
As you would expect it's testosterone ramped, highly stylized gory action pretty much from the get go, but ultimately falls pretty flat in my humble opinion. We have Lena Headey as Butlers widow, now Queen of Sparta with a sour face most of the movie, and the inclusion of a few of the original cast, but that can't save it either.
The Athenians under Themistocles are no Spartans, a loose affiliation of farmers, poets and architects, but they do all however seemed to have had time to spent weeks in the gym honing amazing physiques, and admirable fighting skills. Outnumbered heavily, the virtually bulletproof Themistocles gives more than a few awesome speeches to rally his troops in the face of insurmountable odds, there's plenty of "Better to die on your feet, than live on your knees" inspiration, but he's not the only one getting in on the action. I lost count (and interest) after a while as it seemed everyone got on a soap box and gave a do or die address during the movie. The special effects I felt were poor, the blood splatter and gore is even more ridiculous than last time, and the Persians are of course treated like canon fodder most of the time.
I could go on, about historical inaccuracy, a ludicrous portrayal of Xerxes and the Persian army in general, or just little things like Artemis being able to back lip Xerxes without being strung up like a prize turkey, the list would be pretty long!
If you want something to try and make more sense of the original movie, or give you a flavor of what else was happening at the time, the voice over narrative does a pretty good job. Unfortunately, one really has to put their brain in neutral to sit through this without laughing too much.
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