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Thanksgiving (I) (2023)
9/10
Classic-Simple yet enjoyable HORROR is back in store!
3 December 2023
I'm surprised, for the last few years I've been close to be convinced about the fact that HORROR genre is outdated and dead.

Trust me on this one, if the greatest 2023 horror movie was supposedly gonna be the one of a ridiculous hand that drives you crazy, my faith was all gone.

Black Friday surprised me beyond ecxpectations, leaves us with a nice lesson of GOOD THINGS CAN STILL BE DONE !

The movie takes the slasher genre with the base formula from where it all stated back in the 90's. With a twist of using a holiday theme like Thanksgiving, using just the right ammount of criticism towards the consuming culture in America, without being overwhelming. This is definitely the good kind of black humor that a movie like this needs.

There was still one thing missing and therefore I can't give the 10 out of 10. We're missing the CHICKS man, you know, the typical hot blonde girl that has some spicy action with stunning takes of her body. They DID use the scene but it was very moderate and I wish I could've seen more of it.

God bless AMERICA ! 🇺🇸
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Pig (I) (2021)
1/10
Slow, pointless, BORING
30 November 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Nicholas Cage on being a hermit that lives in a cabin in the middle of the woods with a talented PIG who finds truffles. One day, he's beaten up real bad and some guys steal the pig with unknown purposes, now Nicholas wants it back... and he will walk the edge to find it... then we find out he's a top chef who suffered the loss of his wife so he decided to go hermit and becomes a misterious bump looking dude who's pig is the only reason to keep him going. The movie makes no sense at all and at the end we discover that the pig is actually DEAD because the guys who stole them were rough and careless... Worst movie I've ever seen for real.
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La Exorcista (2022)
1/10
Worst movie I've ever seen
5 November 2022
For the first time in my life, I had to leave the premises of the movie theater. This was just awful, I'm sorry, but this is shameful for any horror fans out there.

The actors had no substance at all, the acting was really poor through the whole movie, there's no story at all just a bunch of scenes that are supposed to scare you but Ibcouldnt feel anything but shame. Shame for the people who wrote this movie, the actors participating in it, and the movie theater company itself, how come they even accepted something like this being played? Me and my GF stayed for 1 hour and then said THATS IT! I'd be surprised if anyone enjoy this film. Watch under your own risk.
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5/10
Acceptable, but it could've been WAY better
29 June 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Something's missing. Why did they kid had to ask Jesus what the duck? I mean... of course that was gonna make everyone had a good laugh but I'm missing the point here... we're supposedly watching a SUSPENSE MOVIE. But we couldn't see any blood whatsoever except for the kids battles scenes. Where was that crazy psycho with the eccentric hat that they promised us on the trailers? I thought he would at least dismembered a kid or two but nope, he just played with them as long as they allowed us to see. And it wasn't even scary.
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Donnie Darko (2001)
1/10
So-called "Cult" film is nothing but GARBAGE
14 July 2021
I watched it mainly because of all the hype around this movie. I hated it, a series of events with no sense whatsoever. I didn't understand one thing, I like bizarre movies but this is just plain nonsense. Don't waste your time.
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Don't Listen (2020)
10/10
MUST WATCH
5 December 2020
I wasn't expecting this, but this a truly masterpiece. This goes way beyond The Conjuring Saga, Anabelle and Insidious limits. This movie contains what those movie lack, true suspense all the way. Stop being a typical lazy foreigner, set up the subtitles and watch with the real language. You won't be able to sleep well, at least for one night, guaranteed.
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Joker (I) (2019)
6/10
Overrated
10 October 2019
Well, I'll be quick and straight to the point. This movie is overrated, Joaquin Phoenix does a really great interpretation but that's it. Too much hype on the violence in the film, but I think it was weak. They need to add more violence and darkness to make it a really impressive movie.
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Glass (2019)
10/10
STUNNING
23 January 2019
Well, first of all, I was very excited about this movie and been waiting for it a very long time. I strongly recommend that you watch the first two movies before. No spoilers intended but, at first, it might be a little boring for some people (specially AVENGERS FANS) this, as the previous movies, it's not a typical superheroes movie. You won't see the typical thirty-pointless battles per movie where the city gets totally destroyed over and over with no consequences whatsoever, or the overwhelming special effects going through all the movie til you cant take more and your done and want to get out of the movie theatre. I think this trilogy is a must watch films series, and proves that superheroes can be really deep and interesting characters instead of the usual crap from Marvel. So don't listen to the haters 😉

PLUS I have to say, the end is amazing, I really didn't see that coming. A deserved (ending?) to the trilogy.

As I said; if you haven't , stop reading me and go watch the previous two movies. Then go to the cinema and enjoy this masterpiece.
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Calibre (2018)
10/10
One of the greatest movies of 2018!!!
21 July 2018
This is my first IMDB review, but I just don't get it, sometimes I watch awful movies at the cinema, and I come straight here and the ratings are 8+. First of all let me say that I wasn't expecting much from this Netflix movie, I came across to it randomly and I am happily pleased by it! Well, I give this movie 10 out of 10 because it deserves it, the acting is incredible from almost every actor in the film , the locations are breathless, the story catches you and you can't stop watching it. A story of two friends that go out on a hunting trip to a little town, what could possibly go wrong ? Amazing movie, one of the best thrillers ever. Keep it up Netflix!!! Highly recommendable !!!!! Stop reading reviews and go watch it right now.
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