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Free Willy 3: The Rescue (1997)
OK this is officially the most stupid animal on the planet earth!
right in the first movie: whale gets caught, gets freed...fair enough
Second time: gets caught again...well everyone makes mistakes
third time: what a stupid freaking whale! oh look a big net, lets swim into it, oh wait what happened the last time i did that?? oh too late I'm doing freaking circus tricks again.
actually no the most stupid animal ever is the Barn Owl... its so stupid it has to have its home in its name so it doesn't forget where it lives !! i mean come on! honestly!
i once saw a barn owl. it was in a pet store, i was rather impressed with its ability to turn its head, i didn't really like pet stores. i always wanted a mouse. which i would call Guinness. isn't that the greatest name for a mouse ever?
you have to remember Guinness is rather nice, well because it Irish wow Irish alcohol, whatever next.
and yes Guinness is black and white just like a certain stupid freaking killer whale named Willy. (see what i did there, what a link back) my belief is that dumb ass whale should be shot.
i give this movie: -3 out of 16.2
Open Water (2003)
a little water never hurt anyone!!
A little water never hurt anyone?!??!?!
let me remindyou of some thing called the TI-FREAKIN-TANIC. honestly two people can get stranded in the sea and not do anything. oh this water seems refreshing lets sit here and wait to die i mean its like being in a freaking french class! "we can see land but we wont swim for it as these sharks are giving us mighty fine company" speaking of sharks
WHO THE HELL BOUGHT JAWS 4! honestly "my shark senses are tingling maybe my arch enemies who keep killing my peaceful family who just want to be accepted in the world are going to the Bahamas and they love being in the water" so at this point the shark went at the speed of sound and intercepted them at the Bahamas to unleash his new reign of terror!
anyway jack seems to have gone of topic,TI-FREAKIN-TANIC, 2people meet and fall in love....original.(yawns) back to open water,the water in this movie was rather like the water in titanic because it also sucked ass.
i mean omg sharks are swimming around us lets swim away! No lets see where their going with this it might be interesting. imean maybe these sharks are nice like in finding nemo....or maybe these guys are complete freakin morons!!! you tellmewhere u can find a sun cream with a factor high enough to last the length they spent in water without being burnt by the sun!!
Why just sit there tho (correction float) maybe they thought the tide would sweep them in "i can see land! and its slowly getting smaller it must be a small island wow this is really small oh its a just a rock now its gone wow erosion works quickly these days must be all that damn global warming" and then if that wasn't bad enough one of them get bitten AND STILL CHOOSE TO JUST FLOAT THERE ARE THESE PEOPLE RETARDED OR DO THEY HAVE A FETISH WITH SHARK BITES!