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French Exit (2020)
1/10
Almost 2 hours of absolute nothing.
18 December 2022
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Yes, one star, but IMDB has to have negative ratings from this movie onwards...The characters are utterly weak. The plot, I'm not sorry to say: unexisting, meaningless. Do not waste your time, like I did. Run fast in the opposite direction. Please, do yourself a favor and go watch the paint dry, yes, it is "that" bad. Who writes those drivells? Furthermore: are we supposed to be astonished by this false pretense Woody Allen or a Wes Anderson "wannabe" sort of a movie? It is pitifull. The mother: crazy, bonkers, drunk. The son: looks retarded, stupid and lush. No one, in their right mind, would relate to this trash. This is the worst and most boring, tedious, film I have ever had the displeasure to watch. Michelle Pfeiffer is, likewise, trashy. Guess her career finished as my patience did with these sort of "insightfull" films. Is there still intelligent life on earth? I think not, myself included as my IQ plummeted down the drain after the "endind" scenes. Just terrible. Awfull. No endind at all, as well as a nonsense story. A solid negative 10.
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The Waiter (2021)
10/10
Feel-good and clean
27 May 2022
Intended for any kind hearted person. It is right to the point, no messing about. With no billionaire special effects or anything like that. Just a story about a simple man with a touch of romance. Absolutely adorable. Well made. Did not disappoint me at all. Without frills or big Hollywood actors. This little gem is for you, if you're looking for just sitting back and relax with a clean movie. Thanks for giving this one a chance.
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1/10
Disgusting utterly disgusting
15 December 2021
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This, so called movie, is totally wrong for different reasons... It pollutes the mind of the expectators, has an explicit and disnecessary scene. The villain exposes himself to a full size mirror, completely nude, emulating as is he was a female. That scene, hunts my imagination till this day. Jodie foster is the main attraction, alàs, the only thing worth it this piece of s ....t.... I strongly believe that movies like this serves Only, solely, for Hollywood to kaching some bling... Well no matter what I say...There are people whom still like this genre...

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10/10
Funny Without Been Smutty
9 May 2021
Great fan of the genre, Stand-up comedy, I try to watch as many comedians as possible, you know, to compare and sack a lot of those doing what they think it's funny. Comedy is not about a person, man or a woman, saying smutty, filthy nasty jokes with nothing but cursing... Comedy is about intelligent remarks on subjects for entertainment porpoises.

Here we got Alonzo: A fine to the point jokes machine well oiled. Intelligent gentleman, who is there making us laugh without being crass. A breath of fresh air, these days. Just watched and liked instantly, saw his name on the prime video list, and decided to give it a shot. What was my surprise: how come he is in this business and I have not heard about him before? Oh my, what have I been missing. So go ahead, sit back, relax and enjoy yourself with many acute observations, your laughter is guaranteed, as were mine. Many thanks to Alonzo, for making this world a better place, with such a simple thing as an excellent job done.
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The Clapper (I) (2017)
1/10
Too Painful To Watch
2 September 2020
Remembering Ed Helms from"The Office", I've tried to give this one a go... OMG ! One really bad plot, not related to this at all. Bored to tears, really that bad. Watched 10 painfully minutes of this garbage, then, tryed to get this filth outta my head. Stay away! My opinion: if I could I'd give this -10.
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