There have been some pretty lame Bond films in the past (Moonraker, Golden Gun etc etc), but Die Another Day surpasses them in every way possible, and is, in my opinion, the worst Bond film ever. Yes, even worse than Never Say Never Again. How could the production team get it so wrong?
For starters the plot is just downright absurd. Giant lasers in outer space, DNA replacement therapy, invisible cars, robotic suits... Fleming would be spinning in his grave.
Die Another Day just tries hard to be too many things it once. It has joke-laden set pieces (such as the end scene with Moneypenny) and yet also tries to be 'serious' by jamming in themes such as betrayal and father-son relationships; and including excruciating torture sequences. The central problem is a bad script. And it is bad. Just one cheesy line after another: "Yeah, I think I got the thrust of it", "I see you handle your weapon well", "It's a minefield out there", "How's that for a punchline?", "I don't like cock fights", "Yo mama!". The introduction scene with Jinx and Bond is cringe-worthy, I almost expected Brosnan to look at the camera and say "Yeah baby!"
Gustav Graves is a weak and unmemorable villain. This is not entirely his fault, but the fault of the producers for overloading him with gadgets and stupid gimmicks (the robotic suit for one). Jinx is very high on my list of worst Bond girls (next to Christmas Jones and Mary Goodnight) for just being plain annoying. And Rosamund Pyke couldn't act her way out of a paper bag.
It is not all bad, however. The first 20 minutes or so are actually pretty good (Madonna's horrendous theme song aside). The hovercraft chase is very well executed and the idea of Bond being captured and imprisoned is intriguing. As for the action sequences they are mostly impressive, especially the car chase on the ice which is very well shot, and the sword fight with Bond and Graves. Though Die Another Day has been heavily criticised about it's over-reliance on CGI, and not exactly top-notch CGI either. Some of the scenes (particularly the tidal wave/parachute thing and Jinx's dive off the cliff) look incredibly fake, especially for Bond. Bond films are usually noted for their daring stunts, but it seems Tamahori was a little lazy in that department.
Die Another Day is essentially a 'best of Bond' package, and contains elements from all 19 previous films. But watching it just makes you yearn for the days when being a Bond fan was something to be proud of. Watching Die Another Day makes me feel ashamed that a series I love has sunk so low. Thankfully, the series redeemed itself with the superb Casino Royale, but it doesn't disguise the fact that Die Another Day is a pathetic excuse for a Bond film. Utterly dire.
For starters the plot is just downright absurd. Giant lasers in outer space, DNA replacement therapy, invisible cars, robotic suits... Fleming would be spinning in his grave.
Die Another Day just tries hard to be too many things it once. It has joke-laden set pieces (such as the end scene with Moneypenny) and yet also tries to be 'serious' by jamming in themes such as betrayal and father-son relationships; and including excruciating torture sequences. The central problem is a bad script. And it is bad. Just one cheesy line after another: "Yeah, I think I got the thrust of it", "I see you handle your weapon well", "It's a minefield out there", "How's that for a punchline?", "I don't like cock fights", "Yo mama!". The introduction scene with Jinx and Bond is cringe-worthy, I almost expected Brosnan to look at the camera and say "Yeah baby!"
Gustav Graves is a weak and unmemorable villain. This is not entirely his fault, but the fault of the producers for overloading him with gadgets and stupid gimmicks (the robotic suit for one). Jinx is very high on my list of worst Bond girls (next to Christmas Jones and Mary Goodnight) for just being plain annoying. And Rosamund Pyke couldn't act her way out of a paper bag.
It is not all bad, however. The first 20 minutes or so are actually pretty good (Madonna's horrendous theme song aside). The hovercraft chase is very well executed and the idea of Bond being captured and imprisoned is intriguing. As for the action sequences they are mostly impressive, especially the car chase on the ice which is very well shot, and the sword fight with Bond and Graves. Though Die Another Day has been heavily criticised about it's over-reliance on CGI, and not exactly top-notch CGI either. Some of the scenes (particularly the tidal wave/parachute thing and Jinx's dive off the cliff) look incredibly fake, especially for Bond. Bond films are usually noted for their daring stunts, but it seems Tamahori was a little lazy in that department.
Die Another Day is essentially a 'best of Bond' package, and contains elements from all 19 previous films. But watching it just makes you yearn for the days when being a Bond fan was something to be proud of. Watching Die Another Day makes me feel ashamed that a series I love has sunk so low. Thankfully, the series redeemed itself with the superb Casino Royale, but it doesn't disguise the fact that Die Another Day is a pathetic excuse for a Bond film. Utterly dire.
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