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M3GAN (2022)
Horrible
This was, far and away, the worst movie I have seen in a long, long, long time. The writing is horrendous and the movie becomes more and more ridiculous with each scene. The script is absolute garbage and is delivered by some really bad actors. All of the employees at the toy company come across like they are reading their lines off of the script for the first time. The boss, David (played by Ronnie Chieng) is borderline insulting as an actor. The cringe factor of watching his performance can scarcely be charted and begs the question "who decided to point a camera at this guy"?
Seeing all of the glowing reviews here is pretty entertaining (certainly more so than the movie), but they seem to have been crafted by people who are as equally void of imagination and creativity as the people who made this awful, awful movie.
This is classified as a horror movie.....and it is indeed horrible.
Cobra Kai (2018)
Great idea that rapidly falls apart.
I remember hearing about the idea for this show and thinking that it is such a great idea. I enjoyed the first season quite a lot because it had some pretty good laughs in it. Over time it got to be more and more ridiculous. Season three and everything that follows just gets progressively worse and worse with each scene. A good deal of the acting is sub par, but some is downright awful. The girl who plays Sam has the acting skills, personality and athletic ability of a blank sheet of paper. The "Sting Ray" character is as entertaining as turning the TV off and watching the blank screen, but at least there's no cringing while watching nothing. The repetitive contrived scenarios, poor writing, poor storyline and laughable acting spoil what could have been a great show.
Knock Knock (2015)
Wow
It's astonishing that someone pointed a camera at this nonsense.
Have a Good Trip: Adventures in Psychedelics (2020)
Poorly Done
I was looking to see a documentary about a very interesting topic. Instead I got a few mildly amusing stories with a lot of poor attempts at humor.
The Haunting of Hill House (2018)
Fantastic Series!
It's pretty rare to have the entire cast of a series be outstanding. Especially a cast that has five children starring ...but this series pulls it off in a huge way! Great story, great cast, great show.
The I-Land (2019)
Interesting concept. Horrible execution.
The basic idea of this show is intriguing, but the writing and a good deal of the acting are really bad. The dialogue is ridiculous and people's reactions to situations are bewildering. For example...... "We found an old building, a hotel with water and beds"......the response? "We can build beds here on the beach". Nobody is interested in even SEEING the hotel!?!??
The characters seem to have been created by a fourth grader. I was waiting for the warden to start dancing around with a revolver in each hand, firing bullets around wildly like the Texas character from the Simpsons.
I did watch the entire series, but I don't know how or why, and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone who doesn't enjoy poorly crafted cinematic drivel.
Jaws 3-D (1983)
Simply awful.
Every frame of this movie is a complete catastrophe.