The Muppet Movie (1979)
Cloris Leachman: Lord's Secretary
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[Kermit and the Muppets arrive in Hollywood]
Miss Piggy : Oh, Kermie, look, it's wonderful. Like a dream come true.
Kermit : Well, don't count your tadpoles until they've hatched, I still have to audition, you know.
Floyd Pepper : Hey, there ain't nothin' to it but to do it!
Lord's Secretary : [closes the door] And where do you think you're going?
Kermit : Oh, hi there. We're here to audition for Lew Lord.
Lord's Secretary : You just can't walk in here off the street you know, especially with all these animals.
Kermit : Animals? Wh-What's wrong with animals?
[Muppets mutter indignantly but indistinctly]
Lord's Secretary : This is a movie studio, not a zoo. Besides...
[sneezes]
Lord's Secretary : ...I'm allergic to animal hair. Now get along all of you.
Kermit : Now wait a second, miss. I may not be one of your fancy Hollywood frogs, but I deserve a chance, and we're going to stay right here in this office until you let us in to see Lew Lord. Aren't we, gang?
[the Muppets shout "Yes" indistinctly]
Lord's Secretary : [on the phone] Security, Miss Tracey. I want to report a...
[the Muppets shake their fur, causing the secretary to sneeze convulsively until she finally opens the office door]