Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000–2024)
Susie Essman: Susie Greene
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Quotes
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Susie Greene : You four-eyed fuck.
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Restaraunt Chef : [Larry hires a chef who has Tourette's Syndrome] Fuckhead shitface cocksucker asshole son of a bitch!
[the restaurant suddenly turns silent]
Larry David : [Remembering seeing some high school students support a kid with cancer] Maybe one day I'll get a chance to do something good for somebody like that.
Larry David : [Aloud] Scum-sucking motherfucking whore!
Jeff Greene : Cock! Cock! Jism! Grandma! Cock!
Michael York : Bum! Fuck, turd, fart... cunt, piss, shit, bugger and balls!
Restaurant Manager : Dammit... hell... crap... ssssssshit!
Cheryl : Ya goddamn motherfuckin' bitch!
Susie Greene : [Thinking Cheryl is yelling at her] Fuck you, you car wash cunt! I HAD A DENTAL APPOINTMENT!
Cheryl's Dad : Fellatio, cunnilingus, french kissing! Rimjob.
Richard Lewis : Pussy pig fucker!
Jeff Greene's Dad : Boy cock, girl cock, E-I-E-I-O!
[Everyone in the restaurant is now laughing hysterically]
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Susie Greene : [shows Larry a gawdy, sequined shirt she has made] Now, is this cute? I mean how much fun is this? Huh? Great, right?
Larry : You know, it's nice.
Susie Greene : Yeah.
Larry : Not quite my cup of tea, but... y'know, uh, it's nice.
Susie Greene : All right, you know what? Fuck you... and fuck your tea.
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Cheryl : Okay, you know what? I think my friend Julie was just saying that the Beverly Park Country Club might be taking new members.
Susie Greene : Ah, eh...
Larry : It's... pretty.
Cheryl : I think they're taking new members, and it's a beautiful country club...
Susie Greene : All right, look, I don't want to offend you, but there's like three fuckin' Jews in the whole club, okay? It's not for us. It's WASP, WASP, Republican city...
Cheryl : Okay, you know what? I fit in with you guys all the time, for years I've been going to your thing, so...
Larry : How am I even gonna get by in the interview?
Susie Greene : [points at Larry] This one would stick out like a sore fuckin' thumb, this Jewface over here.
Larry : Oh, I'm more of a Jewface than *you*?
Susie Greene : Hey, fuck you, Larry, okay? I didn't get us into this predicament!
Larry : I'm much more gentiley than you are!
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Susie Greene : [Larry steals the head of a doll from Jeff's daughter's collection] You fat fuck! And you bald piece of shit! Where's the fucking head?
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[repeated line]
Susie Greene : Get the fuck out of my house, Larry!
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Susie Greene : [Repeated line] What the fuck, Larry?
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Susie Greene : [about Jeff] He *violates* me, Larry! He defiles me!