Feast (2005) Poster

(2005)

Balthazar Getty: Bozo

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Quotes 

  • [after trapping one of the creatures] 

    Bozo : We're okay.

    [hears another creature growling] 

    Bozo : Scratch that.

  • Coach : Oh dear.

    Honey Pie : What? What's he doing?

    Bozo : They're humping!

    Beer Guy : Aw man! The monsters are doing it doggy style.

    Hot Wheels : Monster sex.

  • Honey Pie : [Notices Bozo and Hot Wheels have been watching her undress, wash blood off]  Act like you've had some.

    Bozo : Oh, I've had some, baby.

    Hot Wheels : [voice cracking]  I haven't.

  • Honey Pie : [Re: first monster trapped and killed]  Jeez, it took all that? All those bullets?

    Beer Guy : That's the LITTLE one? We can't fight these things! No way!

    Heroine : We can still fight them. We just gotta be clever.

    Coach : Maybe we don't have to fight them at all.

    Bozo : Yeah, why don't we just call 'em names.

  • Bozo : [Locked in bedroom as monster is coming through window]  Okay! I'm ready to come out now!

    Bartender : [Bartender fumbles outside with key; it breaks in the lock]  Oh.

    Bozo : [Panicking, rattling doorknob]  OH? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "OH"?

    Coach : [Relatively calmly. i.e. oh, shit]  Cheese and crackers.

  • Coach : We got your front, bro.

    Bozo : It's your back, we got your back.

  • [last lines] 

    Heroine : You know, her little girl's not far from here... Wanna get her?

    Hot Wheels : What the fuck are you talking about?

    Bozo : Shut up.

  • Coach : If they can't reproduce, then we're one step closer. A big step. Now is the time to band together. We need to rise up against these creatures of the night. These monsters are no match for the human spirit. We can do it. We just need to believe in each other, believe in all of us. We need to make a stand. Right here, right now.

    Bozo : Dude... are you gay?

  • Bozo : Any more ideas, Animal Planet?

    Coach : I-I was just being proactive!

    Bartender : Hey Dipshit, I didn't see you helpin' did I...

    Bozo : Oh, go douche, Grandpa!

    Beer Guy : What now?

    Tuffy : We're stuck in here, that's what.

  • Bozo : YOU!

    Grandma : [Drunkenly]  What?

    Bozo : You know somethin'!

    Grandma : Huh?

    Bozo : You're old! You've seen things!

    Grandma : I don't know a thing.

    Bartender : Easy there...

    Bozo : Back off me, whitey! I'm interrogating her.

    Bozo : Old people know things, like legends and tall tales and shit.

    Grandma : No... really... I don't...

    Bozo : Come on! Spill it! Or I'll get rough!

    Grandma : I don't know anything!

    [Points to Bartender] 

    Grandma : Why don't you ask him? He's old!

    Heroine : Relax. She doesn't know anything.

    Bozo : Yeah... allegedly.

  • Bozo : Great men will write about my bravery.

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