Friends (TV Series)

The One with Chandler's Dad (2001)

Courteney Cox: Monica Geller

Quotes 

• Rachel Green : Wait a minute - you let Ross drive the Porsche, and when I ask, you say you're the only one who's allowed to drive it.

  Monica Geller : Yeah - well, he's my brother; and plus, he drives so slow, he could never hurt it.

  Dr. Ross Geller : It's a car, not a rocket ship.

  Monica Geller : Whatever. Ross, just replace the bulbs in the brake lights after you're done.

• Chandler Bing : You look up in the stands, and there's your dad cheering you on - dressed as Carmen Miranda, wearing a headdress with real fruit that he will later hand out to your friends as a healthy snack.

  Monica Geller : Hey, the point is that he was at every one of your swim meets, and he was there cheering you on. OK - that's a pretty great dad.

  Chandler Bing : He had sex with Mr. Garibaldi.

  Monica Geller : Who is Mr. Garibaldi?

  Chandler Bing : Does it matter?

• Monica Geller : Honey, just so you know - now that you're marrying me, you don't get to win anymore.

• Phoebe Buffay : [about Monica's menu for the wedding]  Is there gonna be a vegetarian option, you know, for me?

  Monica Geller : Yes, definitely.

  Phoebe Buffay : Oh, great - what is it?

  Monica Geller : Dancing.