Friends (TV Series)

The One with Chandler's Dad (2001)

David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller

Quotes 

• Rachel Green : Wait a minute - you let Ross drive the Porsche, and when I ask, you say you're the only one who's allowed to drive it.

  Monica Geller : Yeah - well, he's my brother; and plus, he drives so slow, he could never hurt it.

  Dr. Ross Geller : It's a car, not a rocket ship.

  Monica Geller : Whatever. Ross, just replace the bulbs in the brake lights after you're done.

• Policeman #2 : Your license, please.

  Dr. Ross Geller : You don't want to hear about my dream, Officer... Pretty?

  Policeman #2 : It's Petty. I'll be right back with your ticket.