Friends (TV Series)
The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding: Part 1 (2001)
David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller
Quotes
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Ross : I'm gonna say this as Monica's brother. Not as your friend.
Chandler : So now you're not my friend?
Ross : Not now.
Chandler : All right.
Ross : So i couldn't be happier cause you're marrying Monica. But if someday you ever hurt her, I will hunt you down and kick your ass.
Chandler : Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ross : What, what? I'm just warning you. I'll hunt you down and kick your ass.
Chandler : Ok. So now you're my friend again?
Ross : Yes.
Chandler : You wouldn't believe what Monica's brother just told me...
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Rachel Green : Maybe it means "Tell Monica I'm sorry I drank that kast of the milk" or maybe "Tell Monica I'm sorry I used your tweezers to pluck my nose hair"
[Ross and Phoebe stare at Rachel]
Rachel Green : He does. I've seen him.
Phoebe Buffay : Maybe he's writing to tell her he changed his name. Like "Tell Monica I'm Sorry".
Ross : I think it means he freaked out.
Phoebe Buffay : Don't be so negative. Isn't it possible that Sorry's in there right now.
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Ross : Chandler's missing.
[Ross and Rachel are in Monic'a doorway. Phoebe comes up]
Phoebe Buffay : What's going on?
[reading the note]
Phoebe Buffay : "Tell Monica I'm sorry"
[Phoebe looks up at Ross, then back at the note, then back to Ross]
Phoebe Buffay : Tell her yourself.
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Ross : [upon seeing his parents sitting by the window at the coffee house] Mom? Dad? What-what... what you guys doing here?
Jack Geller : Well, you kids talk about this place so much, we thought we'd see what all the fuss is about.
Judy Geller : [smiling] I certainly see what the girls like coming here.
Ross : Why?
Judy Geller : The sexy blonde behind the counter.
[She waves at Gunther, who awkwardly waves back]
Ross : [shocked] Gunther?
Jack Geller : Your mother just added him to her list.
Ross : What? Your-your list?
Judy Geller : Yeah, the list that-of people we're allowed to sleep...
Ross : Yes! No-no! I know, I know what the list is!
Jack Geller : Come on, sit down. Have a cup of Joe.
Ross : No, Dad , I-I can't. I'm sorry. Look, if you see Chandler, could you just tell him I'm looking for him.
Jack Geller : And if you see Rita Moreno, let her know I'm looking for her.
[Jack winks at Ross. Ross points at him and winks back before he exits]
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[Ross is looking for Chandler]
Ross : Gunther, have you seen Chandler?
Gunther : No, no, I haven't seen him.
Ross : [desperate] Oh, damn.
Gunther : He's getting married tomorrow, right?
Ross : Yes, yes. Don't worry. Everything's fine.
[Ross chuckles]
Ross : We'll see you at the wedding.
Gunther : [looks offended] I wasn't invited.
Ross : Then we'll see you the day after tomorrow.