- Monica Geller-Bing: Chandler, for so long I wondered if I would ever find my prince, my soul mate. Then three years ago, at another wedding, I turned to a friend for comfort. And instead, I found everything that I'd ever been looking for my whole life. And now here we are with our future before us and I only want to spend it with you, my prince, my soulmate, my friend. Unless you don't want to. You go!
- Chandler Bing: Monica, I though this was going to be the most difficult thing I ever had to do. But when i saw you walking down that aisle, I realized how simple it was. I love you. And surprises that come our way, it's ok, because I will always love you. You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with. You wanna know if I'm sure?
- Joey Tribbiani: You may now kiss the bride. So I guess by the powers vested in me by the state of New York and the internet guys, I now pronounce you husband and wife. O WAIT! Do you take eachother?
- Monica Geller-Bing: I do.
- Chandler Bing: I do.
- Joey Tribbiani: Look, I have somewhere I need to be, so if we can shoot the scene fast, that'd be great. But, I don't need to tell you, you're a professional.
- Richard Crosby: ...I'm wearing two belts.
- Joey Tribbiani: Are you drunk?
- Richard Crosby: No!
- Joey Tribbiani: Yes, you are!
- Richard Crosby: Well, all right.
- Judy Geller: Well, he better not come by here. He can't see the bride in the wedding dress.
- Nora Bing: As I recall, when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.
- Charles Bing: But that was after the wedding. It's not bad luck then.
- Nora Bing: Honey, it isn't good luck.
- [Chandler is walking down the aisle with both his parents]
- Chandler: You look beautiful, Mom.
- Nora Bing: Thanks, dear.
- Charles Bing: Ahem.
- Chandler: You... look beautiful too, Dad.
- [as he is cutting a steak with his sword]
- Richard Crosby: You wouldn't happen to have a really big fork?
- [Jack and Judy walk Monica down the aisle]
- Judy Geller: I wish your grandmother had lived to see this.
- Monica Geller-Bing: Mom, she's right there.
- Judy Geller: Not that old crone. My mother.
- Monica Geller-Bing: Who are you?
- Priest: I am the priest.
- Chandler Bing: He's Greek Orthodox.
- Rachel Green: As are you.