- Bernadette Van Gilder: Oh, dear! Here is another one of those letters from that weirdo. He has sent Madame a letter every day this week!
- Sara Joy Pitts: Well, how do you know it's from the same guy?
- Bernadette Van Gilder: Well, hardly anybody uses stationary depicting Ozzy Osbourne biting off Snoopy's head.
- Bernadette Van Gilder: Sara Joy, dear, lesson number one in answering fan mail is never handle pages that are stuck together.