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Nic na sile (2024)
cute story from poland
No pressure ... in poland... it's "nic na sile". Oliwia takes time off from her job as a chef to look after her grandmother. Of course, her grandmother lives waaaaay out in the country, and her farm is falling apart. There's a handy man nearby, who helps out, but he has other things to do. And she treats him like dicrt... some appreciation would be nice! Oliwia wants to just sell the whole thing, but after spending some time here, will she change her mind? Grandma has gone off somewhere, and no-one seems to know where. Lots of sight gags, farm jokes about goats eating just everything. And she seems to be scared of all the animals. You'd think growing up on a farm, she would know how to grab ahold of the critters and just move them. It's a cute little story, but i think some of the jokes were lost in translation. Or maybe there were just too many sub plots going on. Side businesses. Throw in a case of mistaken identity. It's getting confusing. It's okay. A bit complicated. Directed by bartosz prokopowicz.
Wszyscy moi przyjaciele nie zyja (2020)
silly, campy, horror film.
From poland. Film opens with the coppers checking out a crime scene, which appears to be a new year's eve party gone wrong. So many dead bodies. Flashback... marek has some friends over. Family, friends, cousins.. and others show up. It's all very millenial. Buzzwords. Karma. Milfs. When a chick starts shooting off a gun she found, all hell breaks loose. Campy. Silly. So many ways of getting knocked off. Electrocuted. Wine bottle. Gun. Christmas tree. Will the poor pizza delivery guy survive? Sadly, it's the netflix, edited version, so i think we missed some of it. Written and directed by slovenian jan belcl. It's silly and cute. Nothing too deep.
Daughter of the Dragon (1931)
will family loyalty win out?
Anna may wong is ling moy. Glad to see they actually hired an asian actor to play the part of a chinese lady! Keep an eye out for warner oland, who played charlie chan so many times. Here, he's fu manchu. After fu manchu had sworn revenge on petrie and his family, ah kee is putting together a plan to try andwill trap him. But the scotland yard inspector is sure that fu manchu is already deceased. Is he dead or not? Revenge, twists and turns. It's okay. Full of customs and symbols, which were probably only partly authentic. 74 minute drama from paramount. The history of the actors in this is even more interesting than the story we see! Check out the careers of wong, oland, and hayakawa, even bram fletcher.. they had all started in silent films.
Away All Boats (1956)
typical WW II film... made later.
Wartime story, actually made eleven years after the war had ended. We are told right at the beginning that their mission is to deliver boats full of men right into enemy territory. A new ship, with a mostly new crew. And an unpopular exec officer. All the usual navy battle gags. Lots of wartime footage. It's okay. Script needed tuning up to remove the really silly stuff. The locations on imdb include the virgin islands. The trivia section appears to confirm that they actually did join a military drill occurring there at the time. Another interesting thing I hadn't seen used before is the paravane. A very specific tool used to detect and move mines away from the ship. At which point a sharp shooter can destroy it! Clearly they weren't allowed to talk about this in the actual wartime films. Directed by joe pevney. He also directed numerous episodes of star trek. Chandler died young at at 42.
Unfrosted (2024)
count vod-kula. sea monkeys.
A jerry seinfeld project. Cereal companies post and kelloggs battle for the perfect cereal or breakfast snack. Tons of jokes and bits on breakfast and cereal. Some fun stand ups in this..... take a minute to check out the cast list on imdb. So many of seinfeld's friends and peers. Even a pretty dirty filthy sight gag at about nine minutes in! Repeated gag on what goes in the dumpster, and that's where you'll find the corporate spies. Awesome jokes on tang, tony the tiger. Someone's nut clusters. Clearly, not everything was fact checked, but it's all just fun. A parody of focus groups, corporate competition and spies. There's even a typewriter. What? Could they have shown tab soda more frequently?? Fun. Silly. Shrimp... or sea monkeys. Some fun rando stuff. Directed by seinfeld. Such low ratings on imdb currently. I fear many of the jokes are a bit dated for today's crowd. But I loved it!
Black Sails (2014)
it's the pirates versus the british royal navy
The opening screen tells us that the pirates were taking on the civilized countries of the world in the early 1700s. Toby stephens is captain flint, with luke arnold as john silver. Pirates, doing pirate stuff! No-one trusts anyone. They use the island of nassau as their base. Lots of scheming, stealing, moidah, back-stabbing, in speech and actions. Much violence and cussing. Full female nudity. Lots of it. And who has the missing papers, which show the valuable shipping schedule? Constantly vying for control, the men are trying to outwit each other in battle and during each ship's journey. It's good! The breath-y, low, airy voice sometimes used by a couple actors got (really) annoying...not sure why they thought that was a good idea. It's also amusing that the music is done by bear mccreary and production is done by wolf kroeger. The animals are taking over! It's quite good! Kind of like a soap opera for pirates! Written and directed by various folks. A fun adventure on the high seas, as the pirates vie for control against the crown of england.
Carnal Knowledge (1971)
a study of relationships.. in the 1970s.
Holy guacamole.. such HUGE names on both sides of the camera! Jon and sandy are roommates, and are comparing notes on the perfect girlfriend. What they have, and what they really want. True love, sex, companionship. Craziness ensues when they go for the same girl! But how long can that last? An early appearance of a condom on the big screen. And we hear quite the sex scene about half way through. Some nudity. And due to the brutally honest discussions of sex and love, relationships, marriage, a theater in georgia was raided for obscenity. Check out the details in wikipedia dot org. It's pretty good...lots of talking! A bit tame, compared to what we see on the screen now. But it was probably a bit shocking talking about sex so honestly in a movie theater. Apparently, the writer had planned for this to be a play, but was talked into making the film. Directed by mike nichols, of the awesome team of nichols and may. Written by jules feiffer... if you don't know his story, check him out on wikipedia! Ann margret was nominated for an oscar in this. Nichols had won his oscar for the graduate, and was nominated for a bunch of other films.
Nicholas Nickleby (2002)
chuck dickens.
Period piece, based on the dickens tale. So we know there will be much sadness and poverty. When old man nickleby dies, his children look to uncle ralph for help. But.. he decides to ship them all off to various places to earn their own living or education. For nicholas, the one off to boarding school, it's a miserable, rotten life, with relentless beatings. Of course, they don't miss an opportunity to show a couple of the guys shirtless and muscley. (in the 1800s??) it's all told a bit tongue in cheek, partially based on dickens' own experiences, and people he had known. Karma comes to bear on squeers, the house-master for abandoned children. Just as karma rewards those good to the nickleby family! For the most part, good things happen to those with a good heart, eventually. It's quite good. Obviously, it's a charles dickens story, with some updates. Directed by douglas mcgrath. He had also directed austen's emma, and was nominated for bullets over broadway. It appears he may have worked his son henry into the production.
Dark Waters (2019)
small town takes on big corporation
Some big names... ruffalo, hathaway, robbins, pullman. Rob bilott is a fancy corporate lawyer, used to defending the large corporations against lawsuits. But this time, a friend of the family convinces him to take up a case against dupont, which may be polluting the local waters. Looking at the dead and damaged cows (and humans!), bilott agrees to take on the case. Uphill battles for bilott... family life, personal life, push-back from the defendent. Threats to the farmer's family. Lack of co-operation. Lack of support from his own law firm. And the more he digs, the more evidence he finds! Will any judge take this seriously? It's pretty good, but nothing really too new. Only that it's related to the development of dupont's teflon. And that dupont's chemical has done a lot of damage to so many people. Directed by todd haynes. He was nominated for far from heaven. Directed carol (also based on a true story!) and velvet goldmine. Just for reference, the film erin brockovich came out in 2000... that was based on the court case against PG&E, for events which had started in 1966, and were still happening in 1993 and later.
Basil (1998)
period piece... old london
A brit production, where the two leads are american. Basil's older brother had shamed the family, so he was sent away. Basil has always been careful around his dad, but there may be a showdown coming! Father doesn't approve of the young lady for whom basil has fallen. Mannion has become basil's friend, and will try to help. Julia's father agrees to the wedding, but they may not consummate the marriage until it is too late for basil to be dis-inherited. It's okay. The first half is pretty slow. The script is rather sparse, and we feel the desolation that basil feels. Twists, turns, intrigue. In the close-ups, faces, eyes, wallpaper, paintings are quite vivid. In the wide shots, everything and everyone is a bit faded, or foggy. It's possible they did something to the film to give it an aged look, like sepia. Directed by radha bharadwaj. Story by wilkie collins.
Dinner Rush (2000)
one night in a restaurant
A night in an italian restaurant in new york city. Some shady mobsters, some cops. Dudes in the kitchen, who are deep in debt from gambling. And of course, a food critic. Lou cropa owns the joint, but his son udo is the chef. A very good one. But they disagree on what kind of food to serve. Keep an eye out for john corbett at the bar.. .he was chris on northern exposure. A small role for sandra bernhard. A trivia contest with the bartender. A fun surprise about an hour in, from one of the female servers. It's very good! Keeps moving, never loses your attention. Interesting story. Directed by bob giraldi. Acc to the trivia section, he actually owns the restaurant where they filmed all this! Danny aiello had been nominated for "do the right thing". I'm surprised that he wasn't also nominated for moonstruck! (the entire cast of moonstruck should have been nominated)
The Day Will Dawn (1942)
wartime flick with the usual patriotic messages
Called the day will dawn in europe, but the avengers in canada and the united states. It's a brit film. Reporter colin metcalfe (hugh williams) is assigned to the european beat, after hitler moves into poland. When the germans sink his boat on the way to norway, no one seems to believe him. But he does fall for kari (young deborah kerr, in an early role), the captain's daughter. And as the german ships come into the harbor, pretending to be merchant ships, colin is abducted and held prisoner by the germans. Will metcalfe ever get to tell what he knows? Will his stories make a difference? The script is peppered with patriotic messages. A call to take action, avoiding neutrality, as hitler moves into more euro countries. Acc to imdb, this was released in the united kingdom in june 1942, so both britain and the united states were already actively in the war by then. This seems to start the story from earlier, before britain was involved in action. Directed by harold french. According to wikipedia dot org, french lost his own wife in a bombing raid in 1941. Produced by general films, and distributed in the united states by paramount. It's a little disjointed, but does show the chronology of events in europe.
Expresso Bongo (1959)
making a star
Laurence harvey was a huge film star in the 1950s and 1960s. Cliff richard really was a heart-throb singer, and was supposed to be the elvis of england. When hustler/agent johnny jackson spots bert rudge singing and playing bongos in a joint, jackson is sure he can make him into something huge. And make plenty of dough for himself! But dixie collins has plans of her own! And she's willing to cut bert in for a bigger percentage. It's pretty good! A little campy... apparently this started as a musical show, so every now and then they break out in song. The synchronized dancing of the three teen couples in the nightclub was just silly and awkward. A fun bit where they sing "nausea", and take it out on the sidewalk! It takes a little while to catch on to the heavy brit accents. And some pretty adult material in the stripper stage show about ten minutes in! Directed by val guest. Story by wolf mankowitz. Laurence harvey died so young at age 45.
The Matador (2005)
two guys walk into a bar...
Pierce brosnan can play anything! Comedy, james bond. Here, julian is in mexico city, on an assignment. Out of boredom, he starts telling danny (kinnear) about his work. As a professional hitman. He's been having panic attacks, and has goofed up his last couple assignments, so now the big shots are coming for him! Julian even shows up at danny's house in denver. This is similar to the "in-laws" from 1979... the whole time, we're not even sure if julian is telling the truth about any of this. Some big secrets get revealed right near the end. It's really good! I like this one. Written and directe by richard shepard.
The Fargo Kid (1940)
a cowboy trying to prove his innocence... again
Tim holt, in .... a western! With ray whitley. And his band, of course. Fargo is on his way to micaville, and meets a shady character along the road. When he gets to town, they mistake him for someone else. And for some reason, fargo goes along with it. Which gets him into big trouble later. The usual neatly pressed outfits, and misunderstandings. Not the tightest storyline. Co-stars jane drummond, cy kendall. It's a B shortie film from RKO... only 63 minutes. A couple songs by ray whitley's band. I'll give this one an "okay". Nothing fancy. Directed by ed killy. Story by w. Tuttle. Sadly, tim holt, jane drummond and cy kendall all died young.
Past Lives (2023)
minimal script. interesting story.
Such a minimal script. We learn right at the start that hae sung is going to new york to visit an old girlfriend from the past. But nora has married... and we know it happened partly because she needed a green card. But when arthur, the husband voices his jealousy, nora reassures him. They all go to dinner and drinks, and discuss in-yun, the korean belief of connection. Fate has brought nora and arthur together, as a married couple now. Nora and hae sung may meet from time to time. These connections are part of life, perhaps many lives, and life times. Discussion of korean beliefs, traditions. Parental expectations. It's pretty good! But may not be for some. Written and directed by celine song. This was nominated for two oscars!
No Other Woman (1933)
long term goals
Bickford and dunne had just recently gotten into films with talkies, and dunne got top billing here. In the story, jim and anna are getting married. Their families have always worked at the steel mill, but anna wants more for them. When they partner with a neighbor on a startup, things go well for a while. Until jim starts spending time in the big city. He falls for a money-grabbing woman, who tries to come between them. Courtroom drama, divorce trial, lies. They pack a lot in during the 58 minute quicky from rko! It's not bad, for a B film. Directed by walter ruben. Died young at 43. Dunne and bickford were both nominated for many oscars; they must have been up against formidable films not to have received any!
Jules (2023)
Quirky but fun.
Ben kingsley, jane curtain. An alien has crashed in milton's back yard. But when he tells people, no one takes him seriously. Milton introduces him to a couple of his own friends, but about fifty minutes in, things take a turn. When a thief tries to harm milton's friend, the alien takes action to stop it, from far away. Somehow the alien just knew it was happening. And the alien seems to need cats, for some reason. That part is never really explained. This is supposed to be pennsylvania, but it sure looks like the hills of los angeles. It's a very different ben kingsley; in this one, he's very quiet and un-assuming. And you'll recognize harriet harris... she was bebe on frasier. It's quite good, if you're ready for a quirky film. Directed by marc turtletaub. He was nominated for producing miss sunshine. Story by gavin steckler. Curtain had already played an alien in the coneheads, and dated an alien in the third rock television series.
The Royal Hotel (2023)
two chicks on walkabout
Two canadians, hanna and liv (julia garner and jessica henwick), are backpacking across beautiful australia. When they run out of money, they sign up for a work program. Which seems to be in a bar, where everyone is rude, or at least abrupt. In the middle of nowhere. They start to warm up to the locals. And the locals slowly warm up to them. Some of them. Keep an eye out for billy the drunk... hugo weaving was tick, in priscilla. And in a bunch of hobbit films. But when a substance abuse problem catches up with one of them, and the men of the town get out of control, things are changed forever. It's pretty good! Kind of a lesson in human nature. Directed by kitty green.
China Sky (1945)
drama for murrican doctors in china
Politics in china, during world war two. A japanese prisoner must be kept alive so he can stand trial, per chen ta (quinn). American doctor thompson ( randolph scott) comes back to to the hospital with his new american bride (ellen drew). The premise is just ridiculous! What doctor would bring his new bride to a place that is getting bombed daily? And what silly, glamorous, new bride would want to go to such a place knowing before she arrived that it is an active target daily? And the silly bride constantly accuses hubby of cheating with female doctor durand (warrick). We spend a lot of time listening to the accusations from the bride. A lot of exaggerated people and personalities, to make sure the audience back home gets the patriotic message. Lots of stock war footage. Lots of fake, pigeon chinese-american language spoken by everyone. Some spy intrigue. Directed by ray enright, who had started with mack sennett! Story by pearl buck, who also wrote dragon seed and good earth! An okay film from rko.
Jalopy (1953)
later chapter of the bowery boyz
A seldom shown bowery boys film! From bill beaudine, who directed SO many of the bowery films. Leo gorcey is the leader of the bowery boys, who manage to get into all these crazy adventures. His brother and father are in this one as well. Racing cars, the boys end up accidentally inventing a better racing fuel. Will it work? Can they recreate it? The guest in this one is sweater girl bobbie, played by jane easton. It's fun! The usual verbal goofups by slip mahoney (gorcey), as they loiter at louie's shop. It's as silly and nonsense-ical as all the others. Just sixty two minutes of wacky, zany fun. Filmed at the culver city racetrack. Researching the stadium online, it appears that the stadium was sold the year after this film was released, and turned into factory buildings. Leo gorcey's dad would pass away in 1955, and leo stopped making bowery boys films after that. Leo himself would die pretty young at age 51.
Edge of Darkness (1943)
pretty serious WW II flick
Plunk in the middle of world war two (although they didn't really know it at the time). Gunnar and karen (errol flynn, ann sheridan) are secretly part of the norwegian resistance when the germans come knocking. Now karen and her family are being watched. It's very "all or nothing"... either you are with us or against us! They keep reminding us that one has to take a stand in wartime. No middle ground. It's pretty good. Very much the propaganda films to show how brutal the german troops were. Small roles for ruth gordon, walter huston, judith anderson. Various issues like fog, actor schedules, and legal court cases against one of the stars stalled production. Based on the book by william woods. Directed by lew milestone; he had won oscars for western front and arabian nights! Such an early role for gordon... I always think of her in her later roles... she was already in her mid forties, even here. It's good, but very much a serious, war time flick.
China Doll (1958)
mature in ww II film made later
Victor mature, was huge in the 1940s. This was filmed in 1957, and released in 1958, but mature tells us it's really 1943, at about 23 minutes in. Pilot cliff brandon (mature) wakes up from his hangover and finds that he has accidentally purchased a chinese girl, shu jen. Li li hua had started acting in the 1940s and worked for years in film, in china and the states. Roles for denver pyle, ward bond. Bond was best known for wonderful life and maltese falcon, but died quite young. Smallish role for danny chang. He was in hollywood for about ten years. It's good, but all the talk about cashing in on a soldier's life insurance made it sound a little cheap. I don't think they would have spoken that way during the war itself. Things were taken much more seriously, and patriotic. Shu jen and brandon make up and come to a an understanding. Fun song "suppose" at about 56 minutes, sung by steve (john desmond). And when shu jen is in the family way... brandon re-considers things. Which hollywood would have had to dance around, during the actual 1940s. It's pretty good. A bit silly, and sentimental, but oh, well. Directed by frank borzage. He had won two oscars way back when.
The Legion of Missing Men (1937)
exotic adventure in far-away lands. sort of.
Ralph forbes is bob carter. When his brother don joins the foreign legion, it's the beginning of troubles for them both. When they visit the local cafe, hala the singer starts trouble for don. When he refuses to listen to friendly warnings, he's under arrest. And that's just the start of his troubles. Now the battalion is up against the local sheik. It's an okay tale, and it moves right along, at sixty two minutes. The sound and picture quality are both pretty rough. I recognize the location vasquez rocks, northeast of los angeles. Directed by hamilton macfadden for monogram pictures. This appears to be the only role that hala linda had. Forbes, who had started in silent films, died young at 46.
Ender's Game (2013)
very similar to starship troopers.
Asa butterfield, just after hugo. Harrison ford, ben kingsley. The ant-like formics will try again to conquer earth. And the gamers and strategists are the best fighters. Colonel graff and major anderson want ender in the fighter program asap. A fair amount of competition and violence among the trainees, right from the start. The script, the sets, the scenes...unfortunately, it all feels a bit low budget; i guess this was just about when cgi was starting, so the budget was probably spent on that and the big names. It didn't help that graff and anderson were bickering so often. And almost everyone in the film is out to get ender... made me wonder if this was aimed at a younger crowd, which wouldn't analyze it so closely. It's just not as clean and crisp as hugo was. Directed by gavin hood. I really liked his films official secrets and eye in the sky. Original story by orson card, circa 1985. The story is SO similar to starship troopers, by heinlein. Which came out first, of course. Interesting trivia: card attended BYU, and is actually a direct descendant of young himself.