Yours, Mine and Ours (1968)
Tom Bosley: Family Doctor
Quotes
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Family Doctor : [giving Mike his draft exam] How's your mother feeling?
Mike Beardsley : You mean my stepmother. She's fine, I guess.
Family Doctor : [while testing Mike with stethoscope] ... No morning sickness?
Mike Beardsley : No, doc; I feel fine.
Family Doctor : Not you - your mother!
Mike Beardsley : Well, why should she have mor - ? Morning sickness!
[rolls his eyes in disbelief]
Medical Assistant : We need a sample of your blood.
Mike Beardsley : Take it all...
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Howard Beardsley : Is, uh, is this the Beardsleys' new house?
Nancy Beardsley : We've come to deliver the babies.
Family Doctor : Oh, have a heart! Leave them on somebody else's doorstep.
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Family Doctor : Call my wife, will you, and tell her I'm on my way home?
[beat]
Family Doctor : And tell her thank you.
Frank Beardsley : For what?
Family Doctor : We don't have any children.
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Family Doctor : What you have is a simple case of pregnancy. P-R-E-G...
Helen North : Doctor, if anyone knows how to spell it, I do!