1941 (1979)
John Belushi: Capt. Wild Bill Kelso
Photos
Quotes
-
Captain Wild Bill Kelso : Kid, you gotta get that sub.
Wally Stephens : What sub?
Captain Wild Bill Kelso : The Jap sub.
Wally Stephens : Where?
Captain Wild Bill Kelso : The ocean, lame-o.
-
Captain Wild Bill Kelso : War nerves? Who said war nerves?
The Patron : I heard it on that radio there.
[Kelso shoots the radio]
Captain Wild Bill Kelso : Radio's wrong.
-
Colonel "Madman" Maddox : Identify yourself!
Captain Wild Bill Kelso : Captain Wild Bill Kelso, United States Army Air Corps. Where the hell am I?
Colonel "Madman" Maddox : Barstow. Where are you coming from?
Captain Wild Bill Kelso : San Francisco. Been chasing a Jap squadron for a day and a half. I lost 'em somewhere over Fresno.
Telephone Operator : I'm from Moline, Illinois.
Captain Wild Bill Kelso : Tough shit.
-
Captain Wild Bill Kelso : [Exit in a hurry]
General Joseph W. Stilwell : That is the craziest son of a bitch I've ever seen.
-
Captain Wild Bill Kelso : [after parking his fighter plane in front of a gas station with the engine running] Fill her up! Ethel!
Gas Mama : Where?
-
Pvt. Ogden Johnson Jones : Real Japs?
Captain Wild Bill Kelso : Nah, wooden Japs, Cheetah. What do you think?
-
Captain Wild Bill Kelso : [shooting a plane out of the sky] Sayonara, suckers!
-
Captain Wild Bill Kelso : Come back, plane!
[chases after his plane, shooting his gun off in the air]
-
Colonel "Madman" Maddox : Let me hear your guns!
Captain Wild Bill Kelso : My what?
Colonel "Madman" Maddox : Your guns! Ack, ack, ack, ack, ack!
Captain Wild Bill Kelso : [fires his airplane's guns] AHHHH!
-
Captain Wild Bill Kelso : My name is Wild Bill Kelso, and don't you forget it.
-
Captain Wild Bill Kelso : This is war!
-
Captain Wild Bill Kelso : Eat lead, slant!