Spaceballs (1987)
Sandy Helberg: Dr. Schlotkin
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Quotes
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King Roland : Helmet, you fiend! What's going on? What are you doing to my daughter?
Dark Helmet : Permit me to introduce the brilliant young plastic surgeon, Dr. Phillip Schlotkin. The greatest nose job man in the entire universe and Beverly Hills.
Dr. Schlotkin : [bowing] Your Highness.
King Roland : Nose job? I don't understand. She's already had a nose job. It was her was her sweet-16 present.
Dark Helmet : No, it's not what you think. It's much, much worse. If you do not give me the combination to the air shield, Dr. Schlotkin will give your daughter back...
[holding up a blown-up picture]
Dark Helmet : ...her old nose!
Princess Vespa : NOOOO! Where did you get that?
King Roland : All right, I'll tell! I'll tell!
Princess Vespa : No, Daddy, no, you mustn't!
King Roland : You're right, my dear. I'll miss your new nose. But I will not tell him the combination, no matter what.
Dark Helmet : Very well. Dr. Schlotkin, do your worst.
Dr. Schlotkin : [scraping his blades together] My pleasure.
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Dark Helmet : [Dr. Schlotkin is caught making out with his nurse assistant] Schlotkin!
Dr. Schlotkin : [pulls away from the nurse and adjusts his glasses as the nurse nervously zips the top of her dress back up] What?
Dark Helmet : We're done with you. Go back to the golf course and work on your putz.