Summer School (1987)
Gary Riley: Dave Frazier
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Quotes
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Shoop : Denise: no previous test score because you ditched every test, but a 38.
Mrs. Green : Honey, that's terrific!
Denise : We'll get 'em next time.
Shoop : Kevin, from a 48 to a 75!
Kevin Winchester : Yeah, I'm back on the team!
[Kevin and his did share football shouts and hug]
Shoop : Chainsaw: last score was a 6, this time: 59. Monster comeback! And Dave: from a 26 to a 70.
Dave : I passed!
Anna-Maria Mazarelli : You made it!
Chainsaw : You passed? You passed and I failed, asshole! How could you do that to me?
Dave : It was an accident. I'll take it again, I can fail, I know it.
Shoop : Pam went from a 53 to an 82.
Pam : Was that the highest?
Shoop : Well, almost. That guy who spent six weeks in the bathroom got a 91. But look, there's more going on here than test scores and grades. You all worked hard and improved.
Phil Gills : And that's very nice, Mr. Shoop. The point here is that we are here to discuss Mr. Shoop's flagrant violation of school policies.
Principal Kelban : Hold it, Gills. According to my numbers, the average scores have increased from 28 to 63. That's 125% improvement. Now that's teaching. Mr. Shoop, I'm granting you tenure.
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Dave : This menstruation thing? It's a scam! Women are so lucky.
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Phil Gills : This man should not be teaching. The proof is right here in these test results. Look for yourself, Mr. Shoop. Passing is 70; average score here was 63. They failed.
Shoop : [looks at the results] That is not true, Mr. Gills.
Alan Eakian : You mean we passed?
Shoop : No, not all of you, but that's not what's important here. Larry went from an 18 to a 51!
Mrs. Kazimias : If I'd only seen you strip a week sooner.
Shoop : Rhonda: from a 29 to a 43 and she gave birth.
Mrs. Altobello : Isn't childbirth grounds for a makeup test?
Principal Kelban : It always has been.
Chainsaw : This woman thing never fails.
Shoop : Eakian: a 51 to a 74.
Alan Eakian : I passed! I am an Eakian, Grams!
Dave : All right, Eaker!
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[the classroom is the scene of a bloodbath]
Phil Gills : What is wrong with you people?
Dave : It's just like you said Gills! We're psychopaths! Somebody better call the school nurse!
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Principal Kelban : Good morning, young people. Vice Principal Gills has some words for you. Mr. Gills.
Phil Gills : Thank you, Principal Kelban. Well, well. I suppose that you all remember the English skills test you took last month?
Students : No.
Denise : I had English?
Dave : Was that the dot-to-dot puzzle?
Chainsaw : Yeah, that was it, yeah.
Dave : No, I don't remember.
Phil Gills : I'm not surprised. All of you failed. However, in accordance with the district's new policies on minimum academic proficiencies, you will all have the opportunity to retake the exam.
Chainsaw : Oh, joy, I have a boner now.