Hook (1991)
Dante Basco: Rufio
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Quotes
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Rufio : Boil-dripping beef, fart-sniffing bubble butt!
Kids : Bangarang, Rufio!
Peter Banning : Someone has a severe ca-ca mouth, you know that?
Rufio : You are fart factory, slug-slimed, sack-of-rat-guts-in-cat-vomit, cheesy, scab-picked, pimple-squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side!
Kids : [in unison] Ugh!
Peter Banning : Substitute chemistry teacher.
Lost Boy : Come on, Rufio, hit him back.
Rufio : Mung tongue.
Peter Banning : Math tutor.
Rufio : Pinhead.
Peter Banning : Prison barber.
Rufio : Mother lover.
Peter Banning : Nearsighted gynecologist.
Rufio : In your face, camel cake!
Peter Banning : In your rear, cow derrière.
Rufio : Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig.
Peter Banning : You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude.
Thud Butt : [with the rest of the Lost Boys] Bangarang, Peter!
Rufio : You... you man! Stupid, stupid man!
Peter Banning : Rufio, if I'm a maggot burger why don't you just EAT ME! You two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin' paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy!
Don't Ask : What's a paramecium brain?
Peter Banning : I'LL TELL YOU WHAT A PARAMECIUM IS! *That's* a paramecium! It's a one-celled critter with no brain that can't fly! Don't mess with me, man. I'm a lawyer!
Kids : [chanting] Banning, Banning, Banning is bangerang.
Rufio : Rufio! Rufio!
Peter Banning : Oh, Rufio, why don't you just go suck on a dead dog's nose?
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Peter Banning : [to Rufio, who pulls a sword at him] Okay, mister. All right, show's over. Now, you put that thing away! Now, put it down before you poke somebody's eye out.
[the Lost Boys all laugh]
Peter Banning : You're not old enough to shave! What are you doing with a sword? And flying around... this is an insurance nightmare! What is this, some sort of "Lord of the Flies" preschool? Where are your parents? Who's in charge here?
[the Lost Boys all point to Rufio, who bows]
Peter Banning : No! No, Mr. Skunkhead with too much mousse. You are just a punk kid. I want to speak to a grown-up!
Rufio : All grown-ups are pirates!
Peter Banning : Excuse me?
Rufio : [smiles] We kill pirates.
Peter Banning : I'm not a pirate. It so happens I am a lawyer.
Rufio : Kill the lawyer!
Lost Boys : [drawing their weapons] Kill the lawyer!
Peter Banning : [backs away nervously] I'm not that kind of lawyer.
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Rufio : [falls to his knees holding his sword up in his hands] You are the Pan.
[Peter takes the sword from him, draws a line in the sand between him and Rufio and all the lost boys run over to stand behind him. Rufio stands up walks towards him]
Rufio : [very pleased] You can fly! You can fight! And you can...
[Peter crows and bows to Rufio. Rufio does the same and the lost boys cheer]
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Rufio : [while fighting Hook] Looky, looky, I've got Hooky
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Peter Banning : I'm not a pirate, so happens I am a lawyer
Rufio : Kill the lawyer!
Lost Boys : Kill the lawyer!
Peter Banning : I'm not that kind of lawyer
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Rufio : Are you gonna follow this drooler against Captain Hook?
Pockets, Lost Boy : What's he doing here if he's not Peter Pan, huh? He don't look happy here. And who are them kids Hook's got? Give him a chance!