Return to Me (2000)
Jim Belushi: Joe Dayton
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Quotes
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Joe Dayton : [sees Grace crying] Aw, Christ. Who died?
Megan Dayton : No one.
Grace Briggs : [sobbing] Bob's wife!
Joe Dayton : He's married?
Megan Dayton : Oh, God...
Joe Dayton : Rat bastard!
Tyler Dayton : Yeah, rat bastard!
Joe Dayton : Tyler, shh! You want me to go over there and handle this? You want me to handle that son of a bitch?
Megan Dayton : Joe, no, please don't. Joe...
Joe Dayton : I knew it! I knew it, that hairline...
Megan Dayton : Joe, stay out of it, you don't know...
Joe Dayton : ...the "creative type", it's a given!
Megan Dayton : You don't know what you're talking about. Take the kids, stop it. Go with Daddy.
Joe Dayton : I'll go take care of it. I swear to God, I will kick his ass for you. I'll kick the shit out of him!
Megan Dayton : Honey, stop it, please! Stop it...
Joe Dayton : Quit pushing me!
Megan Dayton : I'm gonna push you! You don't...
Joe Dayton : Grace, what's going on here?
Megan Dayton : Joe, nothing's going on!
Joe Dayton : You want me to handle it? I'll kick the shit out of him for you, Grace! That son of a bitch!
Megan Dayton : Joe, please!
Joe Dayton : What? What?
Megan Dayton : Grace has Bob's dead wife's heart!
[pause]
Joe Dayton : [stunned] He's not married? Huh. Okay.
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Joe Dayton : [screaming at his family] Will everyone just calm down! For the love of God and all that is holy, calm the hell down!
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[Joe is dancing in the kitchen with his shirt off]
Joe Dayton : I'm a bad cowboy
[Motions to Megan]
Joe Dayton : Come on.
Megan Dayton : No, no... our rhythm gets us in trouble.
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Tyler Dayton : [back from the zoo] And then we went to see the gorillas and Mommy said it was you.
Megan Dayton : I did not!
Joe Dayton : Oh, really? Did you go to see the elephants?
Megan Dayton : Watch it, Joe.
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Joe Dayton : So, Charlie, what do you do?
Charlie Johnson : I'm a vet.
Joe Dayton : Oh.
[beat]
Joe Dayton : I didn't go to 'Nam.