What would Jesus do if he returned to Earth and discovered he could no longer relate to the youth of today?What would Jesus do if he returned to Earth and discovered he could no longer relate to the youth of today?What would Jesus do if he returned to Earth and discovered he could no longer relate to the youth of today?
- Awards
- 2 wins
Storyline
Did you know
- TriviaHas over 40 speaking roles and over 30 locations, including Times Square.
- Quotes
Jesus/Ultrachrist!: The crucifix is the symbol of Christianity? I HATED the crucifix! OUCH!
- Crazy credits"Enthusiastic Thank Yous" to, among others, "Alex Dorn for the 'that's allotta stigmata' line" and "The NYPD for mostly leaving us alone"
- ConnectionsFeatured in Body/Antibody (2007)
- SoundtracksA New Pro-Sex Kinda Savior
Lyrics by Kerry Douglas Dye
Music by James Ruchala & Sarah Alden
Performed by James Ruchala, Sarah Alden, Jason Cypher, Andy Nelson and Jonathan C. Green
Featured review
Not so good...
Normally I don't like to bash indie cinema (It's more fun to trash movies that are poorly crafted but cost $$$ to make) but I have to make an exception. I was fooled by the high IMDb rating and reviews on this turkey, which must have
been posted by friends of the creator. Let me say upfront that I'm far from
religious, and appreciate good satire in the vein of Election. This was too dumb to be called satire.
A Jesus with a whiny Brookyln accent shows up nude in NYC (a'la "The Terminator") and crafts a spandex powder blue "superhero costume" to relate to today's youth. Lots of scatology and sex jokes as Jesus turns the
commandments to pro casual sex to win converts. The video and especially
audio are sub-porno quality. "Jesus" fights Richard Nixon (guy in rubber Nixon mask) Jim Morrison and Dracula. An interesting concept badly executed. Look
elsewhere for religious humor not so puerile, I suggest "The Life of Brian".
been posted by friends of the creator. Let me say upfront that I'm far from
religious, and appreciate good satire in the vein of Election. This was too dumb to be called satire.
A Jesus with a whiny Brookyln accent shows up nude in NYC (a'la "The Terminator") and crafts a spandex powder blue "superhero costume" to relate to today's youth. Lots of scatology and sex jokes as Jesus turns the
commandments to pro casual sex to win converts. The video and especially
audio are sub-porno quality. "Jesus" fights Richard Nixon (guy in rubber Nixon mask) Jim Morrison and Dracula. An interesting concept badly executed. Look
elsewhere for religious humor not so puerile, I suggest "The Life of Brian".
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- cheitman23
- Jun 21, 2004
Details
- Runtime1 hour 32 minutes
- Color
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