The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005)
Shelley Malil: Haziz
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Quotes
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Haziz : [to Jay] So, tell me, Montel. Why weren't we invited to the party? What are we, Al Qaeda?
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[while Jay and the Customer are arguing]
Haziz : Today's forecast? Dark and cloudy, and chance of drive-by.
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Haziz : Do you know how I know you're gay? Because you are holding each other ever so gently.
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Haziz : [David is speaking to Andy] Hey, Will and Grace. Back to work!
David : Hey, Haziz, could you give us a minute? We're kind of in the middle of something here.
Haziz : Hey. I'm on my break.
David : Fuck off, Haziz. Leave us alone, will you?
Haziz : Fuck off? Fuck you!
David : Fuck you!
Haziz : Fuck you.
David : Fuck off!
Haziz : Fuck off.
David : I'm gonna kick you in the nuts, asshole.
Haziz : Hey, hey, hey! Watch the language, okay? I have a family.
David : Watch how you talk to me!
Haziz : Hey, Bambi, it's a free country. I can smoke out here if I want.
David : Smoke my pole!
Haziz : You are a very unkind man!
David : Get inside!
Haziz : [heading inside] This is not professional! Paula! This asshole over here... Paula!
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Haziz : So tell me something Montell... Why were we not invited to your party? Are we Al Qaeda?
Jay : Whoa first of all it's not that kind of party.
Mooj : You know what? We are not coming to your fucking party okay? Fuck you! Go fuck a goat!
Jay : It's not that kind of party dawg
Mooj : Fuck you! Go fuck a goat
Jay : Hey why you always telling me to go fuck a goat man?
Mooj : [Yelling as he walks away] Fuck a goat!