Kaamelott (2004–2009)

Bruno Salomone: Caius Camillus, Caius Camillus, centurion romain, Centurion Caius Camilus

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• Centurion Caius Camilus : What haven't you nicked from the Greeks?

  Léodagan, roi de Carmélide : The costumes.

  Centurion Caius Camilus : Don't get me started on that, it'll finish badly.

  Arthur, roi de Bretagne : The little red skirts with bits of metal that's all roman.

  Centurion Caius Camilus : I've told you I can't stand the skirts but it's the standard uniform, I'm obliged.

  Léodagan, roi de Carmélide : It's impressive!

  Arthur, roi de Bretagne : Oh, yeah!

  Léodagan, roi de Carmélide : When the Ostrogoths see you coming, it really freaks them out.

  Arthur, roi de Bretagne : Centurion Caius Camilus

  [Arthur and Léodagon sing a camp tune] 

  Centurion Caius Camilus : That's not right what you're doing.

• Léodagan, roi de Carmélide : That new emperor of yours. What's his name?

  Centurion Caius Camilus : Romulus Augustus.

  Léodagan, roi de Carmélide : And how old is he?

  Centurion Caius Camilus : 11 and a half.

  Léodagan, roi de Carmélide : Talk about a superpower.

  Centurion Caius Camilus : He's really mature for his age though.

• Léodagan, roi de Carmélide : Don't you find it humiliating being ordered around by a ten-year-old kid?

  Centurion Caius Camilus : We only give him about two months before he gets assassinated.

• Centurion Caius Camilus : When it comes to defence you're not too bad, but as for food? You should come to Rome at least once a year to see what we do.

  Léodagan, roi de Carmélide : Go ahead, we'll follow you.

  Centurion Caius Camilus : Don't take it the wrong way.

  Arthur, roi de Bretagne : For food you may be good, but for manners... We invite you to dinner and you just criticise.

  Centurion Caius Camilus : Invite? Invite? I'm supposed to be occupying the country. I don't need to be invited.

  Arthur, roi de Bretagne : Occupying the country? You still believe that?