Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008)
Tom McGrath: Skipper, Lemur
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Quotes
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[Bulb on the fuel guage is flashing]
Kowalski : Skipper, look.
Skipper : Analysis
Kowalski : It looks like a small incandescent bulb, designed to indicate something out of the ordinary, like a malfunction.
Skipper : I find it pretty and somewhat hypnotic.
Kowalski : That too, sir.
Skipper : Right. Rico, maunal!
[Catches the manual and smashes the bulb with it]
Skipper : Problemo solved.
Kowalski : Sir, we may be out of fuel.
Skipper : What makes you think that?
Kowalski : We've lost engine one, and engine two is no longer on fire.
Skipper : Buckle up, boys. Don't look, doll, this might get hairy.
[on the microphone]
Skipper : This is your captain speaking. I have good news and bad news. The good news is that we will be landing immediately.
[everyone claps]
Skipper : The bad news is, we're crash landing.
[Plane goes on a dive]
Skipper : When it comes to air travel, we know that you have no choice whatsoever, but thanks again for choosing Air Penguin.
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Skipper : Pray to your personal god this hunk of junk flies.
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Alex : Slow down! You're gonna kill us! There's got to be another way! Pass it on!
[the monkey chain relays the message up to the plane]
Mason : Don't slow down. Kill us. It's the only way. Basset Hound!
Skipper : The best sacrifice is the one made by others.
[Nana shoots through the plane's windshield and blows off the bobblehead doll's head]
Skipper : Doll! MEDIC!
[Private gets out the duct tape]
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Skipper : We'll divide into three groups. Group Alpha, you're in charge of sheet metal fabrication. Group Bronson, you'll handle assembley. Group George Peppard, you'll handle craft services. Any questions?
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Skipper : That has to be the second biggest slingshot I've ever seen, but I guess it'll have to do.
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Alex : Hey! Happy Slappers! Is there any reason to celebrate? Look at the plane!
Skipper : We'll fix it.
Alex : Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper : Grit, spit
[Private spits]
Skipper : and a whole lotta duct tape.
[Rico pulls out a roll of duct tape]
Skipper : We should be up and running in say...
[Kowalski shows him an abacus]
Skipper : six to nine months.
Alex : Sixty-nine months?
Skipper : No, six *to* nine months.
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Mason : The plane won't be fixed until the suits meet our demands. Now, about maternity leave.
Skipper : Maternity leave?
[glances under the table]
Skipper : You're all male...
Marty : Look, we need that plane for a rescue mission.
Skipper : Well, there's nothing I can do until we bust up this union.
Gloria : I'm gonna get to bustin' up all you if you don't get this plane going!
Skipper : Can't you see these commies have my hands tied, here? NO maternity leave!
Mason : [nudges Phil, who pulls out incriminating photos of Skipper and "Doll" in compromising positions] Maybe a certain someone wouldn't want *these* blowing around the savanna?
Skipper : [reluctantly] All right, you get your maternity leave.
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Skipper : How's that, boys? Looks like ice cream sushi for breakfast!
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[first lines]
Skipper : [after taking out the DreamWorks moon boy] Well done, boys. Looks like ice-cold sushi for breakfast.
[They all give high five]