Angel (TV Series)
There's No Place Like Plrtz Glrb (2001)
David Boreanaz: Angel
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Quotes
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[last lines]
Angel : Can I say it? I wanna say it.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Say what?
Angel : There's no place like...
[Angel opens the doors to the hotel and see a grieving Willow sitting on the couch]
Angel : - Willow?
Cordelia Chase : What's...?
Angel : It's Buffy.
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[being shown Lorne's severed head]
Angel : He was...
Charles Gunn : Yeah.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Mmm.
Lorne the Host : That's it?
Angel , Charles Gunn , Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Aah!
Lorne the Host : Where's the praising and extolling of my virtues? Where's the love?
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Cordelia Chase : [to Groosalugg and Angel] Stop the fight. Don't hurt him! Stop! I love him! I love him!
Angel : You love me?
Cordelia Chase : Not you, dumb-ass! Him! I love him!
Angel : Oh.
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Angel : I challenge The Groosalugg to mortal combat. Come out and face me, you spineless coward!
Winifred 'Fred' Burkle : Ooo, why did you add that coward thing? That's really gonna piss him off.
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Host's Elder : I thought that you were lost to us forever. But you came back. You came back. The runt of my loins came back after raining such misery on our lives and managed to shame us even further!
[spits at Lorne]
Angel : Alright then, we'll just be...
Host's Elder : Who is supposed to do our labor now that your cow friend has freed the slaves? Do you know what they call me at the Hall Of Drinks And Chance? Mother of the Vile Excrement!
Angel : Be sure to keep in touch.
Host's Elder : Go on, misfit! Go back to your world where no one knows his place!
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Winifred 'Fred' Burkle : [to Angel] I love tacos. Do they still have them, you know, back...
Angel : Home?
Winifred 'Fred' Burkle : hmmm
Angel : Yes, they didn't outlaw tacos!
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Host's Elder : [to Lorne] May you rot in Tarkna!
[slams door]
Angel : Every family's got its problems.
Host's Elder : [distraught] Numfar, do the Dance of Shame!
Angel : Yours more than most.
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Winifred 'Fred' Burkle : I've been trying to make an enchilada out of tree bark.
Angel : Bark enchiladas. How's that goin'?
Winifred 'Fred' Burkle : There's work to be done.
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Angel : Look, when I fired you guys the reason I... Darkness was coming out in me. I didn't want you near it. The thing that comes out here is ten times worse. Wes - I do this - you know I won't come back from it.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Yes, you will. I know you.
[Glances over at Gunn]
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : We know you. We know you're a man with a demon inside - not the other way around. We know you have the strength to do what needs to be done, and you will come back to us.
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Lorne the Host : My psychic friend told me I had to come back here. I didn't believe her. Then I realized I did have to come back here, because... - I really always thought I had to come back here, deep down inside, you know? I had to come back here to find out I didn't have to come back here. I don't belong here. I hate it here. You know where I belong? L.A. You know why? Nobody belongs there. It's the perfect place for guys like us.
Angel : That's kinda beautiful.
Lorne the Host : Ain't it? I'm very moved, if I do say so myself.
Angel : Please do.
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Lorne the Host : You know, I feel a song comin' on.
Angel : Yeah, I thought you might.
Lorne the Host : [singing] Somewhere over the rainbow / Way up high...
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Charles Gunn : He's Angel. He does that. How's she do that?
Angel : She's Fred. She does that too.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Fred? Winifred? The girl from Cordy's vision?
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Angel : Do I snore?
Winifred 'Fred' Burkle : Um, I don't remember any snoring.
Angel : Good.
Winifred 'Fred' Burkle : I remember caterwauling.
Angel : Sorry.
Winifred 'Fred' Burkle : I don't mind. Sometimes it just burbles up inside you, and you have to bellow a little. Do it all the time. No one's around to hear.
