Angel (TV Series)

There's No Place Like Plrtz Glrb (2001)

J. August Richards: Charles Gunn

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Quotes 

• [being shown Lorne's severed head] 

  Angel : He was...

  Charles Gunn : Yeah.

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Mmm.

  Lorne the Host : That's it?

  Angel , Charles Gunn , Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Aah!

  Lorne the Host : Where's the praising and extolling of my virtues? Where's the love?

• The Groosalugg : What is this "reconstruction"?

  Cordelia Chase : Gunn, you wanna field this?

  Charles Gunn : It means, sayin' people are free don't make 'em free. You got races that hate each other. You got some folks gettin' work they don't want, others loosin' the little they had. You're lookin' at social confusion, economic depression, and probably some riots. Good luck.

• [Wesley and Gunn are about to be beheaded] 

  Charles Gunn : I got a plan.

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Oh, thank God! What is it?

  Rebel #1 : One...

  Charles Gunn : We die horribly and painfully, you go to Hell and I spend eternity in the arms of Baby Jesus.

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Oh.

• Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : [right after being made leader of the rebels]  Why do people keep putting me in charge of things?

  Charles Gunn : I have no idea.

• Charles Gunn : Those men you sent to create a diversion are going to get killed.

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Yes, they are.

  [pause] 

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : You try not to get anybody killed, you wind up getting everybody killed.

• Charles Gunn : He's Angel. He does that. How's she do that?

  Angel : She's Fred. She does that too.

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Fred? Winifred? The girl from Cordy's vision?

• Charles Gunn : [to Wesley and Angel]  Y'all that portal jumping is a fun ride. We sell it to a theme park, we could get paid.