The Sopranos (TV Series)
Cold Cuts (2004)
Michael Imperioli: Christopher Moltisanti
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Quotes
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Christopher Moltisanti : [to both of them] What's up?
Tony Blundetto : hey there, cous
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Guess who called me this morning?
Christopher Moltisanti : How'd you find me?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : What, you're not gonna guess?
Christopher Moltisanti : Ok, who?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [beginning to talk in code, referring to Uncle Pat Blundetto] Our friend with the orchard
Christopher Moltisanti : No shit, is he ok?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Yeah, sold the place, moving to Florida
Christopher Moltisanti : He should: his getting into his "honor years"
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [implying to the dead body Christopher buried in the area] You still got your can of peaches up there, I just had the car serviced: watch what you say
Christopher Moltisanti : I gotta move that shit, again?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : that development is going up there. Now, obviously, it wouldn't be good for you or our friend if somebody opened the can of fruit
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [referring to Tony Blundetto] so, you and your cousin here are gonna go up there and take care of it
Christopher Moltisanti : [to both of them] I'll do it
Tony Blundetto : [to Christopher] I'm worried about the old guy
Christopher Moltisanti : [to Tony B] I told you, I'll do it
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : The thing is my old man's got a few jaws up there also, it could make problems for my uncle
Tony Blundetto : [to Christopher] It's gonna be a lot of work which with Louise around, it could only be done at night
Christopher Moltisanti : That's true
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [referring to digging up the remains and disposing them somewhere else] This thing's gotta be done in two weeks, the latest, bulldozers are coming
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Tony Blundetto : [while driving up to the farm] Uncle Pat's farm, when your twelve or thirteen, it's fuckin heaven, right? Hunting around the woods, driving around in the tractor
Christopher Moltisanti : He made me clear the brush with a rake
Tony Blundetto : Yeah, I had to do that, Tony too and water his fuckin tomatoes
Christopher Moltisanti : His changed though, you know? After Louise came back there to live, it wasn't just you and Pat and his great stories
Tony Blundetto : They used to call me Ichabod Crane
Christopher Moltisanti : Who?
Tony Blundetto : Some very sorry people, that's who
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Adriana La Cerva : Who is this Uncle Pat anyway?
Christopher Moltisanti : [while packing up his belongings for his trip] He was a "knock around guy," like Tony's dad but they let him retire to this farm in Upstate New York. It sounds funny, but it wasn't, he had the hiccups up to like a year
Adriana La Cerva : Jeez
Christopher Moltisanti : Great guy: he had a daughter but she lived with her mom. We each got sent up there summers when we hit twelve or thirteen
Adriana La Cerva : Did you have the hiccups?
Christopher Moltisanti : No, I told you that went away. What, you think it's fuckin funny? He almost committed suicide because of it, how would you like it? Where's my Barneys underpants with the ventilator cotton?
Adriana La Cerva : [before he gestures to her to get it for him] Still in the dryer
Christopher Moltisanti : [referring to Tony Blundetto] I'll you thing, I need Tony B up there like I need a third nut
Adriana La Cerva : This resentment: he is your cousin
Christopher Moltisanti : Yeah? You should've seen him when I was little: him and Tony Soprano both, how they broke my balls, teased me. One time, I was spending my summer up at Uncle Pat's farm like they used to, I was eleven, they came up and they were like nineteen, shot guns, they didn't take me with them but when I found them, they said I had to be "initiated" into a "special" group by being tied to a tree alone in the orchard for an hour. I was on that tree until three o'clock in the fuckin morning
Adriana La Cerva : [not believing that happened] No
Christopher Moltisanti : I worship these two guys: Tony Soprano especially. When he was by himself, used to push me around on my Big Wheels, teach me curse words, when he was by himself
Christopher Moltisanti : [when looking through his bags] Where's the Tinactin?
Adriana La Cerva : It's on the night table
Christopher Moltisanti : [referring to the casino Tony Soprano put Tony B in charge of] And here we are again: Tony B gets out, and Tony lays a two hundred K a year "cash cow" on him
Adriana La Cerva : Don't get mad, ok? I know we touched on it couple times but you're so unhappy here, what if we left? Far away and you went into something else
Christopher Moltisanti : Like what?
Adriana La Cerva : I don't know, like pick up you're writing maybe? Male modeling one day?
Christopher Moltisanti : I'll get back to the writing someday, as far as male modeling, that'll probably be a success but I wouldn't want to around those fuckin people
Christopher Moltisanti : [holds her cheeks, referring to his involvement in the mafia] I'm a soldier, when you gonna understand that?