The Sopranos (TV Series)
Sentimental Education (2004)
Robert Iler: A.J. Soprano
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Quotes
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Tony Soprano : [to Carmela, referring to AJ] I laid it out for him: if he wants to move back here, it's gotta be with your full approval
Carmela Soprano : [to AJ] this was your idea?
A.J. Soprano : it was mutual
Tony Soprano : His upset because he don't get the kind of cereal he likes
A.J. Soprano : He threw it in the sink, how am I supposed to focus at school with no breakfast? I got dizzy
Carmela Soprano : I'm sorry, I don't see why the two of you can't work this out between yourselves
A.J. Soprano : Maybe I don't want to live in a place where people use violence against children?
Tony Soprano : Violence? You're lucky I didn't put my shoe up your ass
A.J. Soprano : [to his mother] You, see? That's abuse, I know what my rights are, I can call Social Services and they'll send a case worker
Tony Soprano : go ahead, you'll get the other shoe! This is demoralizing
Carmela Soprano : [to Tony] Now you see...
Tony Soprano : [interrupts her] That a son of mine would even consider calling in the authorities
Tony Soprano : [irritated, to AJ] Go ahead, live with your mother
Meadow Soprano : [walking past them, jokingly] Family meeting? Try and stay awake AJ
Tony Soprano : Keep walking
A.J. Soprano : [to his mother] I just want my old room back
Carmela Soprano : You wanted to live with your father: live with your decision
A.J. Soprano : I don't like it there
Carmela Soprano : That's funny, I thought I was the problem? I make you miserable, remember?
A.J. Soprano : I never said that
Carmela Soprano : You did
Tony Soprano : absolutely
Carmela Soprano : [after thinking it over] For me to even consider having you back, we're going to establish some non-negotiable ground rules
A.J. Soprano : What kind?
Tony Soprano : Let your mother talk
Carmela Soprano : First and foremost, school comes first: that means putting the brakes on your social life. Parties, phone calls, Devin, you are at a crisis point grade-wise. So, you will make sure your schoolwork is done on time and correctly
A.J. Soprano : Alright
Carmela Soprano : I will not tolerate cursing
A.J. Soprano : after sixteen years of potty mouth from you people, I get slammed?
Carmela Soprano : This is my house: you will treat me with respect
A.J. Soprano : Is that it?
Carmela Soprano : I want you to involve me in your life a little
A.J. Soprano : [after thinking it over] Fine
Tony Soprano : Alright, go get your stuff in the car
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A.J. Soprano : [sarcastically, after realizing Tony mistakenly ate his cereal] great
Tony Soprano : Hey, I thought you liked the other one, the Corn Pops: here take it
A.J. Soprano : [when looking in the refrigerator] No juice either?
Tony Soprano : I told you write it down and I'll have the girl pick up whatever you want.
A.J. Soprano : She doesn't know the difference between Fruit Roll-ups and Pop-Tarts
Tony Soprano : I know, everybody's an idiot to you
Tony Soprano : [sarcastically] You know there's these places called supermarkets where you go buy the "things" that you like, I'll reimburse you
A.J. Soprano : When am I supposed to do that?
Tony Soprano : As far as I can tell you spend most of the time on the phone or sitting on the couch perfecting that pissy look on your face
A.J. Soprano : Add coming home drunk sounds like you.