- Paul Lassiter: [talking about women] they will just dump you, lock you out of your apartment, never return your calls...
- James Hobert: Are you talking about Claudia?
- Paul Lassiter: [softly] maybe.
- Paul Lassiter: Could you imagine how pathetic my life might seem if my mom had not let me move back in with her?
- Mike Flaherty: Paul, I think I speak for all of us when I say, 'we can only guess'.