- Stacey Paterno: The dry cleaner said he can clean the coat, no problem.
- Mike Flaherty: I love Mr. Kim.
- Stacey Paterno: Yeah, but he was lying.
- Nikki Faber: Wait, how can you possibly know that ?
- Stacey Paterno: Oh, I can tell when people are lying. It's a gift.
- James Hobert: You know, I have a friend who can do the same thing.
- Stacey Paterno: No, you don't.
- James Hobert: Ok. it's a friend of a friend.
- Mike Flaherty: So, the other day when Carter said he was feeling sick and he had to go home early.
- [Stacey shakes her head]
- Carter Heywood: Hey ! I was feeling a little sale at Barneys.
- Mike Flaherty: What if I were to say that I were the worlds greatest lover ?
- Stacey Paterno: I'd say that you believe it to be true.
- Mike Flaherty: Right, that's good enough for me.
- The Mayor: Meg really should have been here. She always loved horses. She could ride sidesaddle, English...
- Mike Flaherty: [Notices something offscreen] Bareback?
- The Mayor: No I don't think so.
- [Meg rides through the scene nude to everyone's shock]
- Mike Flaherty: Looks like she's been taking some lessons, sir.