Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)
Author, Author (2001)
Robert Duncan McNeill: Lt. Tom Paris, Lt. Marseilles
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Quotes
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The Doctor : [from his introduction] You're about to take part in a thrilling first-person narrative. You will take on the role of an Emergency Medical Hologram, the Chief Medical Officer aboard the Starship Vortex.
Tom Paris : "Vortex?"
The Doctor : As our story begins, an anomaly has hurled your ship thousands of light years across the galaxy. Your mission: to uphold your medical and ethical standards, as you struggle against the crew's bigotry and intolerance. Persons with vascular disorders should consult a physician before running this program.
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Tom Paris : [of his counterpart Marseilles] Nice mustache.
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Holographic Tom Paris : [from Paris's introduction] You are about to embark on a remarkable journey. You will take on the role of a medical assistant aboard the Starship Voyeur.
The Doctor : "Voyeur?"
Holographic Tom Paris : Your job will be to assist the Chief Medical Officer and learn to tolerate his overbearing behavior and obnoxious bedside manner. Remember: patience is a virtue.
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Tom Paris : Your program's about as subtle as a... Ferengi mating dance.
The Doctor : My program is a serious attempt at social commentary. Yours is an insulting farce! You...
[he looks around and continues with lower voice]
The Doctor : ...had me drugging a patient, and taking advantage of her!
Tom Paris : Don't be ridiculous, that character is not you! For one thing, he has much more hair.
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Tom Paris : Listen, I don't care if the whole Alpha Quadrant mistakes me for Lieutenant Marseilles. What bothers me is that you think that's what I'm like.
The Doctor : Obviously, you're nothing like Marseilles. He's self-indulgent, immature.
Tom Paris : And how would you describe me?
The Doctor : Well, you're a married man, with a child on the way. A lot of responsibilities.
Tom Paris : I'm surprised you noticed. You know, I thought I'd begun to earn your respect. Maybe I was wrong.
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Tom Paris : [about the Doctor's holo-program] What's it called?
The Doctor : "Photons Be Free."
Tom Paris : Catchy.
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The Doctor : I could use your help with the rewrites.
Tom Paris : Really? You realize, as a writer, I'm a little unsophisticated.
The Doctor : No. I believe the phrase you're looking for is 'lowbrow'.
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Tom Paris : You set your story on a starship lost in the Delta Quadrant!
The Doctor : What would you have me write about, palace Intrigue on the Klingon Homeworld?
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Tom Paris : [voice] Chapter One: It's The Doctor's World. You're Just Living In It.