- Dr. Bill Lee: What about the Daedelus? It's on a return voyage to the Milky Way. We could use them to relay the trans... ah no, wait... no way they're close enough, even with their long range transmitters.
- Major General Hank Landry: You'll find another way to get the message to them.
- Dr. Bill Lee: I will?
- Major General Hank Landry: Of course you will. It's what I pay you for.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Elizabeth is including intel about infighting amongst the Wraith in today's status report.
- Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Let's hope that trend continues. If they keep fighting like this, I'd be able to take a weekend off.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Explosives expert, huh?
- Lt. Laura Cadman: High temperature and energetic materials technology. And I can tap dance too.
- Ronon Dex: What's a Goa'uld?
- Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: It's a slimy, snake-like alien, burrows into people's heads and takes control of their bodies.
- Ronon Dex: That doesn't sound pleasant.
- Colonel Steven Caldwell: I warn you that as a Goa'uld I now possess the strength of many men.
- Ronon Dex: Won't be a fair fight then.
- Colonel Steven Caldwell: We don't have time to debate morality. Unfortunately sometimes you have to do unpleasant things to save lives.
- Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Going off world?
- Dr. Radek Zelenka: M7G-677.
- Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: That's the planet with all kids, right?
- Dr. Radek Zelenka: They are having trouble with their EM field generator and McKay has decided that I am the most capable person in all of Atlantis to fix it.
- Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Hey, don't worry. They're a great group of kids. You're gonna love them.
- Dr. Radek Zelenka: My sister has a child. He breaks things, he throws things, he smears things on the furniture.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Hermiod's gonna attempt to extract the Goa'uld from Colonel Caldwell using Asgard beaming technology.
- Dr. Carson Beckett: Quite remarkable, actually.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: And complicated. The calculations are impossibly intricate. You don't wanna go beaming out a chunk of his brain.
- Dr. Kavanagh: I don't see how you could possibly milk any more power out of the hyperdrive.
- Hermiod: Dr. Kavanagh?
- Dr. Kavanagh: Yes?
- Hermiod: Stop... talking... please.
- Dr. Bill Lee: There's no way they're close enough even with their long range transmitters.
- Major General Hank Landry: You'll find another way to get the message to them.
- Dr. Bill Lee: I will?
- Major General Hank Landry: Of course you will. It's what I pay you for.